Anniversary woman 60 years at home. Ready, funny anniversary scenario (60 years old woman) at home, in a cafe, at work. Competition "Uncomfortable pies"

Not at home in a circle of loved ones and relatives, but with a scope in the restaurant. It is best if the organization will be engaged in children to protect the birthday officer from unnecessary trouble. In addition, it can be a bright and enchanting surprise.

It is worth inviting as many guests as possible, among which there may be colleagues and from the current, and from past works, classmates and even close neighbors, old and new acquaintances, best friends and just friends. The more invited, the more fun passes. Moreover, a person will feel his significance and importance of his lived years, because he managed to collect so many good people around him.

To decorate the banquet room is clear, because the older generation people are minimalism to equate to poverty, but the pompni speaks about wealth. Let there be vases with flowers on the tables, the walls are decorated with congratulatory cards, wall newspapers, posters with inscriptions "60 years!".

Food should be a lot, mainly meat and vegetable. But it is necessary to take into account the age of Yubel and the usual dishes to make as much as possible. It is better to reduce the amount of oil, mayonnaise, sharp, greasy and heavy dishes. It is worth taking care of, talking with the cook.

Book for the holiday of the service of Tamada, and she will professionally arrange a fun show for all anniversary participants. Competitions, dances, funny chastushki executed in turn or chorus are required. Erotic subtext is possible, especially if the culprie is a man.

It is important that the mood at the holiday was the most positive. To maintain the mood, various humorial congratulations will be suitable, for example, handing with a funny text inside. The invited actors perform, for example, the roles of the presidents of different countries, which are congratulated by Yubelir each to their manner. All this will give an unforgettable impression and a good mood for a whole evening.

But do not forget about serious, mental congratulations, when you can express all your heart gratitude to the person who copes anniversary. Let them sound numerous merits, stories from life, sad and funny, but necessarily those that will be forced to feel the depth of the years.

Invite a professional photographer so that he can leave memories of the anniversary not only in the hearts, but also in the photo album. It is also important and because a rarely simple lover manages to make beautiful pictures from the feasts, especially when the participants are the elderly. But the professional will cope with this task and give you a separate story on the photo paper.

Most importantly, the ukheler must feel constant attention and warmth from the surrounding. It should not forget about him and make every minute to show that everyone gathered here only for him. In this case, the birthday worker, as, however, and everyone else, will receive a huge charge of cheerfulness and energy from the holiday, which can be enough and until the next anniversary.

The script is designed to celebrate in any room (apartment, cafe, restaurant). The plot is spinning around photos from birth to today's birthday day. Competitions for the maximum close to the themes (photoshop, select the wardrobe, collect puzzles from the photo of the jubilee, come up with a funny signature for the photo). Music is selected in accordance with the preferences of the jubilee (romances, waltz, melodies of 50-60 years). At the end of the celebration, all guests go to the present - the photo of the birthday girl with her personal signature. It is desirable that the grandchildren are leading.

The room is decorated with the favorite colors of the birthday girl, balloons, photos in chronological order are hanging on the walls. It would be great to add drawings of grandchildren on the topic "My favorite grandmother."

Necessary accessories for game and competitions:
- Photo Birthday;
- a variety of clippings from magazines;
- ordered in advance puzzles based on photographs of the jubilee (two to three sets);
- clothes of different sizes (dresses, sweaters, shoes, hats);
- Balloons for winners in contests.

The table covers, guests are going, consider photos on the wall, discuss. The birthday girl is not yet. Waltz sounds, a jubilee appears, circling in dance with grandson (son, husband). Guests applaud. Music is suitable on an end, the dance stops.

Birthday: Dear guests, I ask everyone to the table!

Guests are cleared, bottled down the glasses.

Leading (grandson) pronounces a festive congratulations:
My grandmother my native
You twice a thirty years old
In honor of the date of this beautiful
We came to a dinner dinner!

Take congratulations on all of us with the anniversary.

Guests in a circle utter toast, congratulations, present gifts. After the sixth toast, the host proposes to hold a competition.

Host: And now the game-fun "Guess the age and comment on the photo." Several guests are invited to the wall with photos. They are offered to guess how many years birthday in the proposed photo and come up with a funny signature under it.

Quietly sounds a pleasant melody. The invited gladly guess, and the birthday girl adjusts and suggests if necessary. After all the guessed photos, the presenter invites you to the table again.

Host: Having had fun, laughed, it's time at the table and continue congratulations for my beloved grandmother.

Guests are cleared, toasts are pronounced again, gifts are given. Approximately, after each fifth-sixth toast, the host invites guests to new fun:

Competition "Photoshop"
Guests are divided into three teams of 4-5 people. Each team on real photos of the birthday girl glitter cuts from various magazines. It can be clothes, machine, house, elements of a landscape, some items can be "put" in hand. We work on a photo (photoshop) for energetic music. As soon as the melody ends, you should stop and come up with the name of the updated photo (for example, dreams come true).

Competition "We select the wardrobe"
In the middle of the hall put four stools for which the birthday and three of her close relatives sit down (husband, son, daughter). In front of them in disorder, on an empty table lay out various clothes. Four guests tie their eyes. The task is to wear one and sitting on the chair. After the end of the competition, photographed the result (group photo).

Competition "Collect puzzles"
Two-three teams of three people at the speed collect puzzles with photos of the jubilee. That team wins, which first folded the puzzle. Puzzles leave birthday in memory.

The game-fun "The sea is worried - once!"
Based on the well-known children's game. Guests are moving to the music when the music ships, the master pronounces the name of the birthday profession. Guests must measure in the corresponding pose. The photographer removes the figures obtained. The music begins again, the lead calls the next figure in which the participants must measure. All positions must have some kind of attitude to the jubilee. For example, if the birthday girl was engaged in the youth gymnastics, then suggest to measure as a gymnast and so on.

During the anniversary, the presenter should strictly ensure that all invited verbally congratulated the birthday party, and that all guests of the male can have time to invite her to dance.

At the end of the celebration, the birthday girl speaks a letter of thanks to guests, and every leaving, gives me a memory of the time spent, his photo with an autograph.

60 Summer Anniversary Women

1. To the appointed hour arrow approaches
And anniversary holiday - begins

Like a new soapbox that sparkles and glitters
Today in the birthday room hall, dazzling in appearance.
Because in those circle as a single family
Roda gathered, girlfriend. And colleagues and friends!
To express fate than full soul burns
Wish the health of happiness, your check out appetite

So that the chasing snacks are full of wine
It was a manifold in Russian, be sure to bottom.
Let it rain outside the window, then snowfall
And autumn is gaining momentum
Well, today everyone is happy
We celebrate the anniversary today
So let the culprit of the celebration
Refits to this moment
And nothing is already words
Let guest sprout applause

Fanfare.

Lyudmila, we are a wonderful holiday
You celebrate the anniversary day birth
So see for guests ahead
Accept all flowers and congratulations!

Sit down.

2. The beginning of the evening.

Two great benefits are given a man over - this is a choice and intuition. It is wonderful that today you relying on our natural intuition made the only right choice took the invitation of Lyudmila and without any long thought came to this heart meeting.

So lacks us days
Everyone would like eternity
So lacks us in the life of the whole
Just heartiness
Let heart open for good now
For a good heart meeting
Joy will not be the end
Well, we start-up!

Look like warm and cozy in the hall from your hearts and smiles. The table will be broken from snacks and hot drinks, the purpose of which to make sure the consciousness and make everyone have fun before you fall. Let's give the holiday of life and fill the glasses.

1 Toast for the jubileis.

Are you ready glasses of nalita?
I look to pour a glass every luck
Our feast has long been open
So the toast is the first ripe
Of course he intended Luda
No wonder today we collected us
And prepared so much snack
What the feet of the table are broken!
Lyudmila Petrovna you happy birthday
We are very happy to congratulate
And from the soul of an hour of frank
Health joy desire
Useful in the soul pouring balm
And heart water
Therefore, everyone today
Gate congratulations on the anniversary
At the same time to remember the date
We do not consider the right thing
Because not in the date the essence
I wanted my heart sang!
Guests you need to try
Full glasses pour
And together everyone climb from
And my first toast to support
I wish the jumper I.
Live Lyudmila about a hundred years!

Now I ask for snacks to postpone
And I will pay attention a minute
While our jubilee, sitting here, sends
How to congratulate it, goes,
We will not lose time to lose time
And together all the agenda discusses.
Since we will pour and drink on the anniversary
I suggest you in our club to join
And his anniversary meeting to open.

Share the hall for 2 teams.

1 - pouring the motto "drunkenness battle, so drink before the fight!"
2 - Drinking motto "Always ready to drink Nakhalyava"

I admire the anniversary
It is allowed to shout you only
"no no no!" And "Yes, yes, yes!"
On the anniversary we gathered ... yes yes yes
Freeze and sink ... no no no
To drink to eat ... yes yes yes
We all we have fun ... yes yes yes
We will try to get drunk ... no no no
Close a little ... yes yes yes
Among you merry a lot ... yes yes yes
Lyudmila Petrovna will congratulate .. yes yes yes
After congratulating everything "Hurray" shout ... yes yes yes

And now dear guests ask you to keep such a rule of our club - men are watching the completeness of poured beds: their own and female. And the ladies follow the plates, especially male. In the meantime, you start your duties, I will cover our charter of the club.

Club Charter.

1. Who owns a taking eye, distinguishes everyone and immediately
2. I'm sorry for my wives, I can't guide me
3. WHEN WILL BE NEED MUSIC FROM HAVE, SHOULD WILL REMAIN
"Who climbed the ka, it will not be drunk before you fall"
4. Guys advice our tank - do not mow on a neighbor
Who will break this decree can get into the eye!
5. Wives! For shooting eyes, with my husband deal yourself
I warn everyone, here shooting is prohibited!
6. After a toast, you do not silence "Congratulations" all shout
Sosnogorsk I heard so that the whole, how is Luda walks here!
7. Yes, on the dance part we are waiting for universal fate
excuses "I can not hear even not
We can not be shy, you can just hide
just sit down, sit down, pull a couple of times
8. There are still chastushki, songs, we will sing together together
we sing everything, let him have no hearing, the anniversary is not a concert

4. Toast 2 for her husband.

So that our banquet slowly braked
Observing our entire etiquette
Toast second to tell without prelude
We will honor the husband of Luda
Not knowing how you and I can not imagine exactly
Our Lyudmila without her husband Vladimir.
37 years they are together
And happy as a groom with a bride
He in Lyudmila - happiness sample
In the family he and her husband and father
Such - what land native did not give birth
Such - what history of the earth has not yet known
You will not find such husbands and day with fire
These fathers - in the age of not gaining
We must have a drink for her man
I think for a toast it is a good reason.
Vladimir Georgievich for you!

5. Cut. From her husband (toast for love).
Here Vladimir takes his word
I think congratulations for a long time ready
it probably recognized in love
Let's not fight Vladimir - Speak
We always find time for love
And for your toast walleme glasses
Congratulations from her husband
Dear and beloved wife
You are just alone for me.
On the entire light for me there is no such thing
You shine like the sun for many years.
Expensive I'm not in vain call,
I am with you as a sinker I live.
I am well maintained and fed and dressed
All you can - I do not know the needs and troubles!
I have everything and most importantly, love,
Happy Anniversary Congratulations again and again
My dear and my beloved
I know exactly: I disappear!
You celebrate the anniversary
And you look like eighteen!
Blooming
I can't not admire!
And I hopefully warmed
That again I am for the 18th
I will drink in 20 years!
Answer word
And now I ask for attention again
Lyudmila's response word is ready
I look at you and see you
Here is my creation.
Creating my skillful hands.
I want to answer your anniversary
You are my spouse given to me!
37 years have passed as a sleep beautiful
Every year you become a relatives.
I love you, my Vova, Sokal Clear
Already without a small 13 thousand 535 days!
Now I will start praise, you do not feel free
Although you are a modest guy, everyone knows.
Come on, relax,
Before guests stand in all its glory.
Let them see everything you are
Disciplined, business.
What touched you, smart, impressive.
And only mine, the only one, native.
Yes, about such a man I dreamed
You are the best, knight, ideal.
Although I did not care about it.
So that you, Vova, became!
I know everything will continue to be fine.
I ask all the glasses to pour to the edges.
We will be very happy, I personally
For this, dear, I undertake to trace.
Toast 3 for love
Look what idyll
What is Lyudmila love with Vladimir!
We wish you to live to the crown wedding,
King and Queen Love Look
Easy Il hard- only together
On life, hard path
Up to the 75th wedding anniversary
We wish you mercy!
And how people speak
After two always trick
The third toast, as the people are found
For love pronounced
Fill all glasses to the bottom
For love Lyudmila and Vladimir!

6. View from children.

call 6 people + Son and daughter.

Who has a loot train from 1 to 6
Please come to me
We are now looking forward to
You do not miss the table here

Fairy tale 1.

Rubai beard grandfather hat. Baba-Apron, handkerchief. Horse-dollar, mane
Goat -Rezhiki.Snegurochka - Corona, dress. Guy-shirt, forage. The latch, 2 diapers, 2 caps, 2 pacifiers.
So that from the top of the third glass cooled
Tale to look at our time, attention is 3.4
Sosnogors- film with the assistance of the studio "Rashen-Baldezh" represents a high-budget sensitive blockbuster "Flowers of life"
.... We were grandfather da Baba. Grandfather In the past, a combat officer in the morning did a charge, which ended in the attack of the radiculitis. Then grandmother came to the rescue. It was an important gait for her grandfather, he shouted her beautiful, accurate, long feet and kneel spread her back, laid on the chair and made a Thai massage from which the grandfather immediately rose ... mood.
In addition to grandmother, the grandfather was a favorite - horse. Grandfather every day he was brushed every day, said the mane in the pigtails, fed his oats. For this horse loved his grandfather with retaliatory love. I snort from pleasure, loudly dropped and beat my right hoof.
The grandmother also had her favorite goat. She nervously winking with all the left eye and tormented imperceptibly to skip the horse or grandfather.
But the winter came ... Boring became her grandfather with a grandmother and decided they to make himself a snow maiden. Snow Mary turned out to be a beauty envy. Her long eyelashes slowly lowered and climbed up. She went smoothly from the hip. Even a constant habit of picking her in her nose did not spoil. But spring and Snow Maid melted. Crying grandfather, crying a woman, but I will not help with tears. They decided to blind the son of their clay. The guy came out at least where they called him Ivanushka. He loved to ride a horse ... From this leg he had krivia. But his eyes were big, from the fact that the goat always gone him into a soft place.
Grandfather and grandmother could not rejoice at their work. Everything was good, but once Ivanka's woven on his curve legs through the thresholds, fell and crumbled on small pieces. There was no one for the water to go, there was no one to finish the firewood ... everything is necessary to do
What to do them, do not know
After all, it's not long
They became a stork to pray
Little kids ask
And finally happened a miracle
In the cabbage daughter found an old woman.
Some weather with pride and chinno
From the potato field, grandfather brought his son.

Morality of that fairy tale is
Life without children is garbage!
Well, thanks for your attention
Our artists - Focusing
In the applause they pay them
And you are the artists at the table

And we do not go on the other side
Without a roller, let's say - the children of life flowers
Two cute flower from our people
Georgy and Vlad - not children and a miracle!
It is said that children do not need to boil
But how do not be proud of children
All the best mom invested in them
Now take congratulations from them!

Congratulations to children.

D. I my mom helped: D.Am I have your new hat
In the sandbox soup i'm welded in the ribbean immediately turn
I'm in a puddle a cat I will write to him ears and legs
How mom I love a gift I do want!

M.Ah, on the wallpaper in the hallway M.A, I came up with Vanyusha
Momuli rice portrait under the eye huge bruise!
Sister will also help me told that his mom is better
Mother look like or not? I do not agree with him!

D. Naden I Mamino Dress D. I Mamina Hoom
Only incite the length of the boat in the bathroom
Everyone will immediately suddenly become clear and mom will come and see
I love me alone alone! What I love her very much!

M.And I prepare her gift M.Ya Ball on lipstick
On the father's yellow car, the neighbor replaced
Scratching: "Mom with love, and mommy will be delighted
No one will replace you! " And say "Here is my son

Together: We will not argue in vain
And mommy let's say
You mommy is just beautiful
Today is your anniversary

On this not all congratulations
Attention now will be awarded
Letters "best mom in the world"
And they will give her of course children!
Presentation of diplomas

7. late son-in-law, daughter-in-law.

Lyudmila Jubilee Birthday
We go to congratulations again
Words for a long tire will not be fat
I will leave Stepana and Oksana.
Daughter-in-law - Ksyusha, Stepa - son-in-law
They now answer the answer!
Well, Stepan - first your turn
Here the son-in-law takes ...
What did you think - a diploma
And it says about
How to son in Tom?
And with the anniversary congratulates

presentation diploma, congratulations

No more pleasant and easier, you will understand me,
Mother of a loving wife to congratulate his mind!
I cordially congratulate on the day sunny such
And I sincerely wish to be forever young
Away gloomy bad weather, what are your years!
I wish only happiness and sunny weather!
Not a secret for all not new
Luda is 5 years old
Wouldn't we find a place
For beloved for daughter-in-law?
We give now we are a word lady
Wife George - Oksana!

congratulations to daughter-in-law

Say the petrolers all together
We are mixed on bitter test.
They are only a little - in joy:
On the ride of sought, turning it to teach.
I also sent fate,
To exclude from the rules.
All girlfriends are jealous
And relatives are surprised
With my mother-in-law
And always smile
Please fill the glasses again
For beloved mother-in-law
Let wine serve friendship
Strengthen love and friendship!

8. Piece of granddaughter.

Of course, men will not be offended. That the decoration of any hall is women. WORDERS THEY RECEIVED HALL DIFFERENT HAPPY EYE, hair and smiles. By the way, the advice of men- want to see Mono Lisa smile, ask my wife where your salary was gone. And outfits, what a riot of paints! I think that I will not open a big secret if I say that every person has its favorite color. This is especially distinguished by a beautiful floor. Now, taking advantage of simple and at the same time a mysterious color language, we will try to open some of the secret sides of the character of the ladies sitting in the hall. Men, be on the alert!
- There are today in the hall those who like the green color and its shades - you are delicate, but sometimes they skip the notes of egoism.
- And who prefers black - this is a sign of night, mystery and sensuality of your character
- Who loves blue shades - this is the color of love and romanticity
- And there are lovers of blue - it is charming and tender ladies
- Who prefers yellow- you love love
- And who is more like red. The color means passionate nature, the desire to conquer and always be the first. Such women are called fatal. That is about such a fatal woman and now our song will sound. Meet the incomparable AB Pugacheva
Song "Lady Anniversary" chooses 2 Husband for handing tape
Under the Hat Alla Pugacheva, you all of course learned the beautiful granddaughter Lyudmila Petrovna. She also prepared a congratulation for her grandmother.

On the birthday of congratulations - this time!
Salmon I kind words are two!
Be all the time ahead is three!
Live with everyone in friendship in the world
It seems four!
Never lose heart - it's five!
Multiply all that is - this is six!
To be attentive to everyone - this is seven!
Do not lose heart and nose do not hang
This is eight, nine, ten!
To everything else in addition
Happiness, joy, good luck!

My grandmother is native
Granny nice is irreplaceable
I congratulate you on the anniversary
Jascy I wish you
Kiss your gentle handles
With love Vlasta - Your granddaughter

A.B. Not just invited these two men to us, and under the shumov decided to select applicants for a new stars factory
Forech with you we will unwell new pop stars. Do you know the words of the song Million Scarlet Rose? Okay. But you will not sing words. You will sing alone vowels. We will facilitate the task and distribute the prompts. So you sing a verse, and the entire hall helps to sing chorus.
And so expensive guests just as we unlocked new pop stars with you. For this to you participants we give the most stellar gifts of our evening. This is a balm "Star" ............

9. - Cook Woven.

Again we have a surprise ready
Return the svatov
Shata - Ostavi support friendly
So glasses fill everything!
Late. Swat if it is not, then Issid telegrams
Women have such dates
Over the years are not unbelievable.
Also brightly burn sunsets
And they, like autumn beautiful!
The wisdom of years is getting radion in the view,
And the soul, like a generous book,
Touching, visiting her near
Suddenly wants the mountains moving1
Let your soul get tired
Kindness sharing and caress.
What thought, let it become,
Years let them do not power!
Today I am glad to congratulate me, we are now one family!
Let all adversity be silent and fill your years
Happiness of joyful light, so that the Council reigned in the family!
Yes love, so that the steel is! You have become relative to us.
If we are one relatives - we have a glass to the bottom!

10. View. neighbors and friends.

select 5 people.

So that the toasses rested a little
We will show you a fairy tale about the jacket dura.
And maybe not the fool - because the fairy tale with a hint
The egg is not in vain because he demolished the lacaround
Dear guests tell me who of you loved to listen to fairy tales in childhood? I would like to celebrate this ethogomus. Can I ask you to go to me? Apparently you have a rich life experience, you and a hat in your hands - we have our grandfather. Tell me what ladies do you like bl. Or Brun.? And slender or kind, in the sense of the figure? Well, choose yourself a lady at the table, she will be your grandmother. The grandfather did not change, see which wonderful lady he chose a grandmother. As for the chicken, this is a choice of grandmother. You choose the brass or white to decide.
Our chickey is not a day. Well, watching where the testicle came among the guests, lead it to us. Well, the last role of our fairy tale: looking for a tiny baby, it's a sulfur ... mouse.
And so all the roles are distributed. Doubles first and last.

Fairy tale showed not in vain
After all, neighbors in the house. Close friends
Like the second damn family!
They live with Lyudmila peacefully and friendly
And the egg gold is not needed.
Get ready Lyudmila Petrovna
Congratulations from close friends take!

11. Inspection, first aid kit.

And now Lyudmila Petrovna
Please take a case seriously.
Inspector to the traffic police goes
It will conduct inspection

Meet the Inspector of the traffic police that is the state alcohol inspection - the younger, and soon Senior Lieutenant Pokimelkin Bean Ivanovich
Congratulations to Lieutenant
I want to note that today on September 22 at 14.00 meters I, an experienced inspector, was produced by the inspection of the vehicle "Ludamuzine", about the anniversary run, which there is a reference.
Hands certificate
During the inspection, I was noticed that there is no first aid kit. And I was instructed to give you it on behalf of the traffic police
1. First - the box for your first aid kit
So that friends always met on the porch
2. That is aspirin hype
So that love each other with burning
3. What are you sterile bandage
So that Vladimir was in bed loving.
4. What is your first aid kit
So that you always live richly.
5. Here's Effergangan
So that my husband was not drunk.
6. And here you are vitamins
So that friends are more often called on pancakes.
7. But Cough Medica
So that the house was full bowl.
8. Paracetamol Putach
So that the husband did not hide from his wife a snack.
9. Cardie drops
So that love was eternal.
10. And here you have a medical alcohol
So that the house was both the way and the world.
11.The dozen bastards
So that the house was order.
12.To valerian bubbled
So that the joy was every day.

Sometimes you can forget where to go, especially after the anniversary. We decided to help you in this problem and give you here such road signs.

"Caution, sharp objects" - for the kitchen
"Sumbirish our achievement" - in the bedroom
"Caution, slippery tile" - for the bathroom
"Speed \u200b\u200blimit" from the table to the refrigerator and as a reminder of the next anniversary.

Let us drink for the fact that you are always careful in movements!.

11. Back. Outer.

selection of 5 people.

From reliable sources, it became known to me that our conviction of the celebration of 8 years worked for the head of the administration of the aircraft.
On the occasion of the anniversary, I managed to get the secret materials, of which we will see what works by Lyudmila Petrovna cost this appointment.
Materials under the vulture "Top Secret"
All names and surnames for conspiracy are changed

D .. Litz: Ivan Kruglov, Vasilisa Lovely-Sarafan Crown, Red Hood-Backpack, Red Hat, Baba Yaga -Sarafan, Wig, Panama, Cinderella Sarafan, Bandages.

A: In some kingdom
Yes in the voyage state
Lived yes was Ivan Kruglov
He was ready for everyone. Comes Rublov

K. Today is a decree:
On the chapter we take that hour
Lady years before forty
So that it was smart, modest.

A: The announcement gave with a joke:
With specify benefits and gender,
And housing, salary,
Well, in short, everything is as necessary.

To: Chief chosen in our state
Small circumference
Pleasant outdoor
Accommodation is provided in a fabulous apartment
Salary with a coefficient of 1.4

A: After a couple of three days
Senconsome doors
Appeared look
Not alone, but three
Vasilisa enters the first
His hiking mannered.

Vasilisa comes out, freezes, a characteristic is read up to the music of 17 moments of spring.

At its account there are a lot of broken hearts of sublegate snakes and wicked. She is charming, slim and sometimes even gentle. It has an unusual hobby archery from the flying targets. In his youth, it was involved in the grouping of Koschey, in the criminal world he has a nickname "Frog"

Q: Do you have a falcon clear
With Vasiliso Beautiful
You do not want to be friends.
Only to me the chapter here to be.
Although let them go to the secretaries
You will see soon
How to look around
All men are on me.
Toli in vain recently bought
Black Boomer is still
Move order quickly
In a cute morning!

K: Clearly from the pursuit of
You intern from me!
Floored eighth come
Black boomer capture
Vasilisa leaves, the red hat comes, the read Har-ka
Since childhood, he grew by an independent child, sociable, in the nature of calm. He is a freelancer. The prevention of an intentional crime against its grandmother is awarded to the Order II of Criminal Extent.

CR: I will serve people
Don't have to truck
I feel the heart
I will deal in all in two bills.
Red Cap With Catch
All enemies will rebuke
Do not hit if the hat
I can be brick then.

K: Well, I'm glad
In the villagersome, our squad
You are in the people everyone knows
Tomorrow they give me everything.
b.Ya is included. With a broom - read Har-ka
For long work in the juvenile affairs department, there were not few naughty adolescents, applying new methods - wishing, evaporation. Leads an active lifestyle, in contacts - selective.

B.YU: Ai Ivan, Ay Well done
You wondered you finally.
Women to take the heads glad.
Well, not a woman, but treasure.
I am ready, dear friend,
Work work for two

To: I need workers
The same quality is important
To protect people
And in all of them to help.

B.I.: Help?
I'm helping!
On the broom still fly
For the order I follow
And where necessary - help

K: So-so-so! It is necessary to think ...
Damn with you, okay, okay.
On the broom of his big
You fly dayd.
I quickly grow quickly,
Motes will find everything.

A: Attention, attention at the intersection of Oktyabrskaya and Komsomolskaya streets occurred: broke the pipe of central heating. Water fountain shot down the car. Passenger Cinderella in shock. The driver from the accident disappeared. Outgoed Cinderella with a basket

Q: Turning to Cinderella
Where are the rights? Insurance Where?
No first aid kit? The fat is in the fire!
And the car is not in the hijacking?
For the driver will wog. rides on stage
K.Sh. So, the question here is clear like.
That in fact it goes here
The outcome of the outcome
The case is visible criminal
B.Yu: confuse - where drove?
Why did you kill him?
What in the basket? Drug?
Come on her here
All 15 years old on the
With confiscation of goods.

W: What are you ladies, wait.
In vain, you do not care.
I'm not guilty, right
That the pipe is broken!
K: Enough to blame you here
It's time to eliminate leakage
Think how to do it
That chapter who will be the first!

K.Sh.: How to fix this case?
All the pipe is tired!
Right now shut down a hole i hat
How my grandmother taught!

B.Yu:. And the pipe is not waiting for us
Here water is wicked by the key,
How to fix you won't tell?
What do we do not show?

H: exceeding authority
Here comes with the best
Where is Ivan yours, where rounds?
I have a couple of words!
Well, Ivanushka, call
Uzmolshchikov zovi
They will quickly arrive
And leak will eliminate!

K: You justified hopes
The exit immediately suggested!
I see a lady with your head
It can be seen to you head!
You will defend citizens
All right here to keep
You are ready for you now arr. To the rest
All dismiss from the ranks.
Vasilisa, Baba Yellow, Won rolling along the track
Red hat - red light
In the village council she has no turn!
Only Cinderella clever
Patient and modest
I only celebrate it
I invite you to chapter to us.
Here we have secake materials.
Ended the fairy tale, well
We celebrate guests and Wauls!

13. Declination by cases.

As it should be in the anniversary, the perpetrators of the celebration are incorporated as they say on all cases. What we are with you now and do. We smoke our Lyudmila. all finish the phrase
As always, not reflecting this nice day ... ..Ludmila
We are delighted with the cause of the heart meeting in honor of ....
Consolidate from now on, we ......... ..
Enough for us to pull the tires pour for ......
As an elito picture, we admire ...
Even in the anniversary hymn we will sing about ......
And we will sing on the motive of the song "I lived a brave captain"
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Our cheerful jubilee
All friends called me
Have fun ordered.
What to do us, friends?
Having fun
So shouting our loud "Hurray"!
Chorus:
Jubilee, Jubilee, Smile
After all, a smile is a symbol of good.
Jubilee, Jubilee, tighten
We dance and sing ready until the morning.
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How many songs we sing
And the wines here are a cake,
Your pocket we, the jubilear, shake.
But you are not so much,
Beats, as before, life is key,
After all, we drink wine for your health
Chorus: the same

14. Club "Note".

Having left work became boring people live
Solved Luda to the club "Relable" to join.
So that with pensioners of the budget sphere
Are all events to be.
To celebrate holidays there all together
Chai chasing, and maybe that stronger.
Well, in general, relax throughout the program
So that everything was surprised then the cardiogram.
What a manochka, get ready
From the members of the Club congratulations take!

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Now the jubilee time has come to ask
For all dance ball open
Go here Lyudmilaa, the people will behave
Who will drive to us, who chastushki disappears.
We will sing Chastushki. Not simple, noisy.
We are presumpting the kissing kiss!
the first sings presenter, then those who go to kiss according to a chaccourt

1. Close to the jubilee
Oh what a lady!
Applaud soon
Kisses my daughter mom!

2. Look at the spouse
Here they found them each other!
How many years live together
Kiss right here you!

3.Deed adults and children;
Moms are better not in the world,
Well, zhora do not balus
Go mom's mom!

4. On the swamp, in the snow
Bitter Komar Blokhu!
Well, the becking is dear,
Kiss your snow!

5. And Lyudmila is there
He is such a disease, cute
How much can you wait
Tomorrow to kiss!

6.This saw here suddenly
Here sits a detachment girlfriends!
What are you sitting?
Kiss, come!
Who is a chastushki performed
Look quickly to the hall
Give us more
Who did your opinion fell
Go to us here
We have today "Baryna"

16. Dance pause.

17 late girlfriends
Speak the people of Vidkat
Good girlfriends is good luck!
And here Lyudmila World and Lad
Her girlfriends are just treasure!
Now girlfriends is given the word
And our glasses will be filled again!
Congratulations to friends will not be simple
Congratulations from our girlfriends will be colored

1. To Lyudmila Congratulations
Happiness is huge to wish her
We must all something green
Hold your hands! all find green and we do with your hands
2. White color - innocence, purity,
Hold on for white and Lyudmila wish goodness!
3. So that Luda was not afraid of difficulties,
would be in the mood perfect
Quickly try everything for red!
4.Things in all cherished,
Dreams all beautiful
And so that they come true in Lyudmila
Hold everything for blue!
5. Life was a holiday
So that there was a sea of \u200b\u200bgifts
Hold on yellow, gold, bright!
6.The Vova was not reflecting and sexy,
Black color is relevant today.

Now all guests will say "ah"
My toast friends in black tones.
Let wishes come true
Family will add weight.
Let him in the middle bang
Black Mercedes.
Black will let a mobile phone
In each room two.
In the kitchen - black fridge
In which black caviar.
From the kitchen wonderful fragrance
Of course black coffee
And since it will want to warm up
South, on the Black Sea.
And as for finance
Any color, varieties

We still want to hand out how much the anniversary order
Awarding an anniversary order

18. Belly dance!

Answer quickly not melting
There are men in the hall - yes!
Then on the ladies beautiful at the table
Now watch you allowing you without a rustle
While watching - riddles guess
Riddles of female body parts,
Guess men, do not sit idle!

1 comfortable as a pillow
Sometimes hot. Like a firefoot
Men are with love
called women ... yes no palm
2 Kohl perfect shape
Woman proudness no. That is to ideal
She has to strive for .... I still hint a little bit,
But each of the men is ready to exclaim it ... Nose
3. With life every life
one closes the other opens
when they are imperfect women wound
What I'm talking about ...... no effort
4.In the source of pleasure
Art of creativity and inspiration
never know boredoms
always at the ladies in the work ... lips
5.Good when steep and rounded
Like strawberry in its own juice
noticeable part of a woman
called just ... hips
6. How froze all the night
from a silent delight of mlex
what is it good
This thin female ... Waist
7. Speed \u200b\u200bin the view
Sometimes open. Often closed
the subject of the ladies he is hassle
called .... Yes, there is no belly and forehead

But about the belly we have a separate topic today. How do you think the female stomach should be flat, drawn or just should be? You are right, gentle slightly convex lines of the belly are pumped to themselves the views of men. Women of the East know it and enjoy it with pleasure. An example of the same dance "Bilice Dance" or a belly dance. How do you think the belly dance translates:
- Dance of happiness and wealth
- pleasure and satiety
- joy and life
As is known in the abdomen dance, three main parts are determined:
1. Introduction, slow part, various movements
2. The belly dance itself
3. The most difficult and spectacular part is called shaking, what do you think, what shakes the woman - breast, buttocks or knees?
Our master class is finished, I ask you to go behind me, those who went
scarves.
Gift Jubilee - Surprise and for All
Some erotica is not a sin.
Sultious beauty - Eastern outfit
Dance as a gift to dance want
How do you baked a baked birthday
Here is such a width, so embroidered.
We did not bring it he was not able to

How on lifestyday we taught all poems
These are so long, these are so smart
We do not tell you them, there is no memory on the verse

How on lifestyle birthday we taught dance
He is so beautiful, erotic cute
We remember him and now fulfill
19 Dance marathon
Here is the jubilee again the ball opens.
On the dance of the partner chooses
And then the guests will catch up. Relatives
Dancing today we have a clockwork
What else is needed for happiness? Dancing, dances up to fall
And do not be afraid of the floor to break, once a banquet, so walk

20. Loading free naalya.

Once dragged, at the table rest
And we are in the looting - good luck to attract
Instant performance "freebie"
You believe in love

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Now let's start again our jubilee to glorify
We wish we sincerely
So that in the morning I got up from that foot
So that I never knew about debts.
Alarms so that in the distance drove the wind
And so that you all have enough strength.
And so that Volodya on his hands wore all his life
And so that he had enough strength for this.
To keep you respected
And the gifts were not offended.
At work, everyone loved you
The "Veteran Labor" medal has already been awarded.
So that you have forgotten this date
And so that there is always rich
So that the heart is not Shalilo
How the clock on the tower beat
Never got sick
And everything is also good
For this, drink and not strintim and cucumber
And let the salad, and then Nallem again

And we will pour into unusual dishes but for this you need to guess who dries
1. What a fireman drinks, smoke
2. A glazer
3.Seople - in the insole
4. Port - in flap
5. Carpenter - on the board
6. The teacher is in the muster
7.Svinarka -Tud
8.Hut!
9. Zeleneprint - in Dresop
10. Electrician - on the out of
11. Medic - up to loss of pulse
12.physic - before the loss of resistance
13. Writer- to handle
14. Chemist- to precipitate

In general, they drink everyone who is much. We have not in vain distributed to you these glasses. Know how to speak a joke

Guys you from where you?
- Let us even out of the throat

Well, of course you do not have to drink from the throat. And from the fact that we will offer you. And not only drinking but first to say the compliment of our jubilee. So, let's begin:

1. Through that there was a gait from thimble drink vodka!
2.The it was danced legs, drink from a spoon.
3. Custom did not pumped into anything, drink from tea spoon.
4. Be strong do not get sick. From the bucket of vodka drink
5. Watch you, drink from traffic jams you now
6. And here you are beautiful and deftly. Bread Carrot Vodka
7.The little thing today is a little. Drink from the saucer you got
8. Just happy Days from the midst of bread
9. What was found for you, I had to drink from the kule
10.Schatia in life to you family. Cups drink coffee
11.Something you are not very drunk. Here's the choice of glasses.
12.The tip your tablets. Capped in a mouthpiece
13.Shot you il don't want to air from the ball
14.Stob loved you wife from a glass drink you to the bottom
And now the rest who did not participate in our drinking, pour their glasses and come as follows:
I take the cucumber and on bread lies tomatour, sausage, etc.
I drank Lyudmila I congratulate and so everything is in turn. Only changing the fact that they go to the bread.

22. Swan dance.

While you eat, I will play money.
ATTENTION Let's start with a small bill in 10 rubles who guess that he is depicted on this bill that he gets.
10-Krasnoyarsk
50-St. Petersburg
100-Moscow
and so bills 500-Arkhangelsk
Want to double your winnings. Yes, the participants answered the choir. Well, put your won money on my palm. You have to do as much as possible to blow on them. Whose bill will fly on all that he won.
Well done, you thought about your money. But you have a chance to earn gifts from our jubilee. You will play the role of small swans, and you are the role of a hunter. Swans dancing, hunter shoots. Swans die. He won the one who would be more beautiful. Now we will leave our guests for five minutes to prepare for the competition.