Comic sketches for children 10 years old. What scenes can be staged for children in a summer camp. Young man in a night club
Scene for Valentine's Day. Two cupids with a bow and arrow come out to do their work. An unusual scene where the participants need to go down to the auditorium.
The plot is as follows: girls decide what to give their boyfriends on February 23rd. Only ladies participate in the scene. Finally, a legitimate reason to expel the men into the auditorium and heartily enjoy the scene.
This scene can be staged on March 8th and at a bachelorette party. The plot has already been revealed in the title: best friends tell everyone the secret of how to make and not lose best friends. Everything, of course, with humor.
Scene for March 8 in which men make fun of typical female things. This scene will well dilute the concert dedicated to International Women's Day.
It is difficult not only for women before February 23, but also for men before March 8. Everyone solves the most difficult task - what to give ?! This is what we are joking about in this scene.
This scene can be shown at a concert in honor of March 8th, and at a corporate party of a beauty salon or store. After all, everyone wants to laugh at the stereotypical approaches to female beauty.
Imagine car designers have finally decided to create a purely feminine car. Yes, and give it to women on March 8th. You yourself understand that this scene is very funny.
Scene for Birthday or Anniversary. You can quickly show it on any free spot in a cafe or restaurant. The birthday boy is happy and the guests are amused.
Another humorous scene on the topic of finding a birthday present. Choosing a gift is especially difficult. And in this case, the problem seems to be completely unsolvable. In this plot, both the guests and the birthday man recognize themselves.
By the way, this scene is also suitable for the anniversary. Five to 10 people can take part in it. The more - the more fun the scene will be.
Scenes about school, study
By the name of the scene, it is already clear that it is the most school one. The plot is as follows: the headmaster of the school convenes a meeting to prepare the educational institution for the arrival of a strict check.
It is always interesting to imagine how children will be taught this way in forty, fifty years. And if you add humor to these dreams, then you get a good scene for a school concert.
We tried to imagine how officials come up with new topics for graduation essays. This scene will organically look in a concert on the occasion of the last bell or graduation at school. It can be played by both teachers and students.
Imagine that the famous TV presenter Andrei Malakhov gave up his television programs and began to work as a literature teacher. In the scene, we tried to show what his lesson would look like.
Imagine that because of the crisis, a summit of leaders of all countries of the world was decided to be held in one of the children's health camps. The scene is also good because it is massive, but everyone does not need to learn words.
New Year's scenes
A dynamic, modern, and most importantly, a funny New Year's scene. The beginning is this: Santa Claus reads the letters of children and is finally disappointed in them.
A script for a New Year's party for younger students. Jack Sparrow, a young hacker, Santa Claus and Snow Maiden in one scenario. We guarantee humor!
Scenes-dialogues for two hosts of the New Year's Eve. They will help out your concert, they will connect even the most motley numbers. Light, funny, New Year's jokes.
On New Year's holidays, anything can happen. The scene is about this: the artistic director arranges a scolding to the artists who performed at the children's New Year's parties. A scene in the spirit of Comedy club with a fair amount of childish humor.
New topical scenario for a children's New Year's holiday. Recognizable modern characters: Cashier "Pyaterochka", Ded Moroz, Snegurochka, Baba Yaga, and the symbol of the new 2019 - Pig.
The classic battle of the Old and New Years has been moved to the walls of an ordinary office. The stage is suitable for a corporate New Year's party. If your department was asked to stage a scene, take it and do not suffer.
The plot of the scene is as follows: astrologers-predictors compete in predictions of the new year for office workers. As you understand, all your intra-office joys and relevance can be woven into the scene. Success at the New Year's corporate party is guaranteed!
Let's fast forward three hundred years ago and imagine how in Russia they switched to celebrating the New Year in winter. Let's do it in the form of a funny scene. If you rent theatrical costumes, the scene will be simply bombastic.
An up-to-date New Year's scene on a school theme. About how hard it is for schoolchildren and teachers on the eve of the New Year. Suitable for school or student KVN on the New Year theme.
The plot of the scene is as follows: somewhere in the north there is a secret base for the preparation of Santa Claus. And how can they be without preparation ?! You can show such a scene both at KVN and at the New Year's concert.
Men are our support, protection and love! When preparing for the birthday of a loved one, it is important to secretly come up with such an entertainment program so that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday person and the guests.
For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a drop of soul, we present cool scenes! They will help not only to diversify the planned program of the holiday, but also to present memorable gifts to the birthday person in an original way, with humor and invention.
At the table
Scene No. 1 "Harmful cleaning lady"
In the midst of the holiday, a "cleaning lady" appears with a bucket and a mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what lies on the bottom. She starts to grumble something under her breath and wash the floor.
Some of the guests: Citizen, what are you doing ?! It's actually our birthday here!
Cleaning lady: What do I care about that? I do my job and do not interfere with anyone.
(A skirmish begins between the guest and the cleaning lady. It is desirable that this guest sit next to the birthday boy).
the guest: Can't you see we're celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.
Cleaning lady: Oh, you have a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?
(They show the birthday boy to the cleaning lady).
Cleaning lady: So it's because of you that they don't let me work? So, is it because of you that they came across here, ponatoptali? So here's my congratulations!
(He takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. Stormy reaction of the guests, laughter, applause).
Scene number 2 "Congratulations from friends"
Each of them has two balls in their hands: orange, red, blue and green. They sing a song-alteration to the tune "The blue ball is spinning, spinning."
Together:
Years, like birds, fly in succession.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit for the anniversary,
They brought you a cool gift.1 friend
We will give the red ball to the bolder
As a sign of respect, accept quickly
A lot of warmth, a lot of sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!2 friend
To make you happy all year round
Take the green ball from adversity.
Let relatives and friends be near
You are the best, I say without concealing.1 friend
We want to give peace of mind
To reward with a blue ball that day.
He will save from sorrow
And only goodness will find its way into your house!2 friend
The orange ball is like a dream
May it never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be with you for centuries.Together
There were also other balls
But we did not bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from miserliness,
Now let's explain what matters.There was a yellow ball - he decorated the bouquet,
But it is a changeable, treacherous color.
Yellow ball - trials in fate,
So we won't give it to you.We found a black ball
But they didn't bring it either.
He carries sorrow and separation within himself,
And we only wish you happiness!(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment and presented to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).
Scene No. 3 "Compliments"
For this congratulation, you will need a presenter, whatman paper and felt-tip pens.
1. On whatman paper, the presenter horizontally or vertically (as it is more convenient) writes the name of the birthday person.
2. The task of the guests for each letter is to come up with an adjective that characterizes the birthday person from the positive side.
3. At the end, the presenter presents the birthday boy with a gift for being so perfect. A gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) for memory.
Scene No. 4 "Hidden Gifts"
The guests are sitting at the table, the presenter is holding a bag with gifts.
Selectively approaches the guests with a request to get a gift from the bag.
Each gift should be hidden in a box or any wrapper.
The presenter leaves a note to the guest who has taken out the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday boy with the gift.
The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday boy.1. Homemade, exclusive,
Oh, I give a wonderful gift.
With him you will be like candy
Because there…
(The birthday boy unfolds the gift and says that there is a "napkin").2. Carry for the joy of your dear wife,
And remember the guests more often
The exact same ones are on me,
So now we are brothers with you.
(Gift - funny panties).3. You will never guess what life will present to us.
Take her with you in addition, it will save you from awkwardness.
Perhaps the best reward from us
As a gift for you ...
(Gift - toilet paper).4. Thought, wondered, to give this?
We decided that you are independent
And he himself is able to make his dreams come true!
Therefore, my friend, accept without regret
Our gift is a bottle ...
(Gift - a bottle of port).
Scene No. 5 "Wishes from a psychic"
Psychic (enters the room, moves his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy? Why am I asking, I know myself! You! (Points with a finger). Let me feel your aura! (He runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously). I see ... I see that you have a good aura! Positive moments are attractive! So, I say what awaits you: 364 days of well-being and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask, what’s there in the 365 days, I’m poorly seen, vaguely, your wife, but the mink fur coat flickers all the time ... These are the steps to success and dream (He walks back and forth with wide strides)! So, then it is again vaguely - everything is solid banal: happiness, health, love, luck ... But what will be will be - I can’t lie!
(Theatrically presses his hand to his heart, rolls his eyes and falls to the floor, lies for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday boy and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself has just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you, and ordered to give gifts! (Gives a gift).
Scene No. 6 "Doctor's visit"
For the scene, you can prepare a doctor's costume, a phonendoscope, a hammer, a flashlight.
Doctor (enters the hall, quickly approaches the birthday boy): Well, well, well, who is the patient here? I see, I see what we have here?
"Dengon, how long is the shortage?" (He looks questioningly at the birthday man, but does not give an answer, takes out a phonendoscope). Well, let's hear with our hearts what ?! I hear, I hear: "love-euphoriasis"!
Let's continue our inspection! (Looks at the hands of the birthday boy). Ah, here everything is serious ... you have a rare disease of "work with a throat when you are sick" on your hands!
(Knocks on the knees with a hammer): And at your feet you have a "vseprobezhkinosis"! Well, let's examine the eyes. (Shines a flashlight in the eyes). And here everything is clear: "gadget addicted"! So! Here is my verdict - you will live for another 150 years if you accept what I appoint. Take a bill a day, avoid overdose (hands over an envelope with money)! This remedy will help to maintain love euphoria (gives a certificate for a romantic dinner in a restaurant, or just a bottle of good wine)! You will have to get rid of gadget addiction radically! Prescribing the best medicines for you (gives a good book or a collection of motivating quotes)! All right, be healthy! (Bows, leaves).
Movable
Scene No. 7 "Congratulations to the king!"
Characters: Courtiers (2), Guests (5).
Props: Throne of the king, costumes for courtiers (or at least attributes).Courtier 1: Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You are the great ruler of your state, and from all your subjects, let me read you congratulations!
(It is important to unfold the scroll. Frightened looks around, calls on another courtier).
Courtier 1(whispers): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where is the congratulation?
(Courtier 2 shrugs, then raises his finger. Throws away the scroll).
Courtier 2: Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - and you show! How is King (Name) angry? (Guests show). How does the king dance on a merry disc, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine, and makes his way into his payment house so that his wife does not notice? (The guests are trying to portray a drunk birthday man).
Courtier 1: OU! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? Overseas gifts have arrived! Accept, king (Name), congratulations!
Courtier 1: Count De (last name of the guest) from the mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it - and any product is yours! (Give a certificate).
Courtier 2: Princess (name) from a beautiful country brings you an enchanting scent! With him you can do everything! Neutralize enemies, gain allies! (Give perfume).
Courtier 1: We know that you, our beautiful king, dream of catching a goldfish so that you fulfill all your wishes! Prince (name) of (...) gives you the opportunity to do it! (They give fishing accessories).
Courtier 2: Our dear king, the next gift is worthwhile! A magic potion, intoxicating the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Let me bring you this wonderful drink from me! (Gives cognac).
Courtier 1: And I am making a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Take this treasure chest! ( Gives an envelope made in the form of a chest with money).
Scene No. 8 "Three brooms"
Three women are needed to congratulate. Each has a broom in her hands. In total, you need three brooms: oak, birch, eucalyptus.
First woman
To have a healthy man
We present an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We will steam you with a broom.
(A woman with an oak broom pats the birthday boy lightly).Second woman
Don't fuss and don't suffer
Better get it with a birch broom.
Let's walk on the shoulders, on the head,
So that you are healthy like a bull in a cow.Third woman
Here it is a eucalyptus broom.
So that all the sorrows disappear, we dare to steam him.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's walk with a broom just below the waist.
Scene No. 9 "Congratulations from oriental beauties"
Characters: Girls dressed as oriental beauties (you can distribute the roles according to the number of gifts). The girls enter the mansion and leave after the presentation of gifts to oriental music, performing the movements of oriental dance.
Girl 1: You are Sheikh-al-Sheikh today, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, come to congratulate all of you!
Girl 2: You are a lover of a bright life, take gifts soon!
Girl 3: So that everything in life is smooth, not shaky, hold on, we give you a fish! (You can arrange "a bouquet" of several types of salted fish, or just a set of snacks).
Girl 1: To make your wife doted on you, you have a set of tea!
Girl 2: Well, for tea, of course, we made sweets! With cognac!
Girl 3: But no sweets (shrugs)... Here, hold this bottle! (Gives a bottle of cognac).
Girl 1: For you, a lover of swimming in a warm river in the morning, we will give, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then just replace it with the words "that's what!")
Scene No. 10 "A Little Story of Life"
Characters: Host, guests (3), guests (2), wife
Props: a chair, a sheet, a cap, a diaper, a bottle with a nipple with a cocktail, animal masks, the inscriptions "Typewriter", "ball", "Prestigious job", school bag, audio recordings: "My only one", "Ah, this wedding."
The birthday boy is wrapped in a sheet, you can put on a diaper, put on a cap, sit on a chair.Leading: Sit down comfortably, dear guests. Now we will tell you briefly the life story of our birthday boy.
When our hero was very young, he was given a bottle of milk ... (He comes up, gives a bottle, an alcoholic cocktail is poured in it. It is better to find out about the birthday boy's preferences in advance, and, of course, it is desirable that the liquid is white). He drank and fell asleep, and had wonderful dreams.
(Several guests wearing animal masks run out and perform funny dance moves). Waking up in the morning, he ran to play a car or a ball!
(Guests come out, one has an inscription on the back "Typewriter", the other has "Ball"). Our birthday boy has grown up (the presenter helps the birthday boy to remove all the attributes, gives a portfolio), and began to go to school, where he met his first love. (A girl runs in with a briefcase, chews gum, the birthday boy looks at her, the song is playing: "My only one!")Girl: Che hatched? The fool himself! (Runs away).
Leading: Our hero was growing up, did not forget about his first love, and promised to marry her to himself! And, in the end, he got married, but to another!
(The song "Ah, this wedding sang and danced" is playing).Leading: Then I was looking for a prestigious job, I worked well and provided my family with dignity!
(A guest runs out, the inscription "Prestigious work" on the back, the birthday boy comes up to him, and he runs away, hides, eventually, of course, catches).All characters speak in chorus or take turns: Life runs by, and you do not rush! Feel free to write your story! On the path to happiness, walk steadily, how much more is still ahead! Well, we congratulate you, don't judge how you could, get ready, people are your own!
(Further, giving gifts).
Any gift is nice to receive, but when it is presented in an extraordinary way, if the birthday person sees that you prepared and tried, he will be doubly pleasant, and the birthday that close people have prepared with such invention and love will always have an indelible impression!
TEN VIRGINS
LEADING:
The last time has come
Living on earth now.
It became sad, sad
In nations, churches and families.
All people are now indifferent.
Nothing scares anyone.
Only the weight fell on their souls,
And in their hearts the cold reigns.
But time is running out.
And soon our Bridegroom will come.
Ready for a feast He is with Him
He will take him to the Heavenly Kingdom.
Let's look at the picture.
What Jesus showed us
About the Kingdom of Heaven and the Virgins,
What a lesson He gave us in it.
Our groom ascended to heaven
And soon He will come again.
Here the virgins come out to meet,
To be with Him at the feast.
The ten nine come out and sit in front.
1st WISE:
Here are ten of us here,
So that we all meet the Bridegroom.
But will soon come to earth,
We do not know the hour or the day.
But we will try, sisters,
All the time neither sleep nor dozing.
And cheerful, with a burning luminary
Look forward to it.
Our groom will soon be here,
Perhaps at this very hour.
Look, wait with vigor,
So that He does not meet the sleeping ones.
1st INSANE:
So I think so to myself,
Perhaps it will not come soon.
Why be so afraid
As if He's coming now?
2nd WISE:
Oh, my dear sisters!
We want to enter with Him to the feast.
And it will come sooner or later
Neither we nor this world know!
But let our light shine brightly
And let the oil be in stock.
And let love burn in your heart
After all, He will come soon to take us.
2nd INSANE:
This is how we reason to ourselves
And we look forward to Him.
And if he suddenly slows down there,
We will have time to meet Him.
3rd WISE:
Oh sisters, why think about it,
Well, He won't come soon?
For us now we only need to believe.
To meet Him when He comes.
3rd INSANE:
Some kind of heaviness finds
There is no strength to wait for Him any longer.
And it drives me to sleep,
My lamp began to fade.
4th WISE:
For our encouragement here
Let's repeat all the words together
From the book of Saint Matthew
The words of Jesus Christ.
All together: So, stay awake, for you do not know the day or the hour at which the Son of Man will come.
4th INSANE:
Hurry the Long-awaited one would come
So that we are at the feast.
Now the oil is already burning out,
And it's boring to wait
5th WISE:
Oh sisters, I see perfectly
That the hour of sleep has come.
But let's be cheerful and ready
So that he does not find us sleeping.
And I offer you sisters
Let us sing at least one song.
In which it is so clearly sung:
"Go to meet Him."
Everyone is singing.
5TH INSANE:
How long the Bridegroom does not go ours.
And we have a little oil,
And our light is completely extinguished,
He will make us asleep.
1st WISE:
Oh no, don't you try to sleep!
May be. What at this hour
Our long-awaited Bridegroom will come
And he will find us sleeping!
The five foolish virgins begin to fall asleep with their heads bowed down.
2nd WISE:
Oh sisters. See don't sleep
After all, the dream is approaching you.
You keep your lights.
He will soon return to us.
You get ready to feast with Him
Heavenly and marital enter.
So that later we do not cry bitterly,
Standing at a closed door.
Then he will tell you: “Leave,
Unhappy, it's late now.
I don't know who you are, where you are from,
The door is closed forever. "
3rd WISE:
Let's wake up a little,
Perhaps He will come soon.
And we will go out to meet everything boldly,
And he will take us all to the feast.
All 10 virgins fall asleep with their heads down.
HOST: Then the Kingdom of Heaven will be like the ten virgins, who, taking their lamps, went out to meet the bridegroom. Of these, five were wise and five were foolish. The foolish took their lamps, but did not take oil with them. But the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps. And as the groom slowed down, they all dozed off and fell asleep. But at midnight there was a cry: behold, the groom is coming, come out to meet him.
HEAR:
Here comes the groom!
Why did you fall asleep and sleep?
Get up from your sleep!
The groom is coming! Hurry up
To go out and meet Him!
Get up, get ready soon!
Light your lights.
Try to go faster
Hurry to enter the feast with him!
He is coming! Come out soon
Towards. Covenant his voice
To your feast. Go see
So that He does not pass by you.
The five wise virgins have risen, but the foolish are sleeping.
1st WISE:
The cry has already rang out
Our groom is coming.
Why are we sleeping here?
He is waiting for us all there.
2nd WISE:
Rather wake up dear sisters
Let the light be corrected in their lights.
The 3rd Wise Maiden addresses the sleeping.
3rd WISE:
Get up, why are you sleeping?
Get up, the groom has come!
Rather light the lights,
While He has not yet passed.
4th WISE:
Get up, because time is not waiting for us!
Go to meet Christ.
After all, the doors can close!
Where will you go then?
Five foolish virgins are awakening.
1st INSANE:
What's the matter? Why are you in such a hurry?
We'll have time to get out now.
Why are you shouting at us like that?
As if the door had already closed?
2nd WISE:
We wake you up!
Our groom has come!
How long will you doze?
Let's go towards!
4th INSANE:
Oh, how can we go? After all, our light has gone out!
And we have no oil in our vessels.
The five foolish virgins address the wise.
IMPOSSIBLE: Please give on your oil.
TOGETHER: Our lamps have completely gone out!
5TH WISE:
We can't do this
To give the oil to you now.
Maybe then the lack
Happen to you and us.
So you better go
All of you to the sellers soon.
And buy your own oil there,
So that the light shines more clearly.
The foolish virgins go off to buy oil.
1st WISE:
Oh sisters, let's go soon
With a burning luminary in his hands.
We will hasten to the feast with the Bridegroom
And we will be with him in heaven.
They leave, singing a psalm.
MODERATOR: When they went out to buy, the bridegroom came, and those who were ready entered with him to the wedding feast, and the doors were closed; afterwards the other virgins also come.
2nd INSANE:
Oh, where are our sisters, that they are not here?
And where do we look for them to go together?
1st INSANE:
Their lights burned brightly
And there was oil in the vessels.
As soon as the Bridegroom knocked,
All entered the feast before Him.
5TH INSANE:
Why did we sleep when our light went out?
Oh, what should we do? Where to go?
We just have to knock at the door.
1st INSANE:
And I suggest we go to the door
And we will knock, will they not open it to us?
5TH INSANE:
Why did we doze, that our light went out?
And the oil in the vessels was gone.
Those five are at the feast now.
And we stayed here knocking at the door.
3rd INSANE:
What are we going to do here now
(crying)
Standing at the groom's door?
Ask and pray. May be,
Will open the gates for us
4th INSANE:
What about when they won't let us in
(with tears)
Where is the Bridegroom's feast?
And they will say: we do not know where.
Go into darkness forever!
Oh, woe to all of us then,
When we are not allowed to see Him.
Let's stay, poor, insignificant
To grief, to shame, to blasphemy.
Girlfriends, cry with me,
To let us all in there,
Where are the wise virgins in the palace
They are always with Christ.
5TH INSANE:
Oh our God! God! Open up to us!
We pray heartily, let me in!
Open the gates for us soon
After all, we are standing here at the door!
The foolish maidens fall to their knees with a yell and cry
1st INSANE:
Our Lord! Show us
Into the Hall of the Bridegroom
Login we wish
And always be there.
2nd INSANE:
Our Lord and our God! Open up to us!
(crying)
Let us in to the Bridegroom's feast.
We pray you, Merciful,
Let us in, let us in there!
After all, we went out to meet,
And we had the light in our hands.
Only the oil was gone in the vessels.
And this is an obstacle for us?
The foolish virgins, weeping and sobbing, leave the door.
5TH INSANE:
We were careless, our oil was depleted.
And we became unhappy, found ourselves at the door.
Try this easy-to-perform scene - it is usually very entertaining for young viewers.
3 participants: mom, son and robot. Starting position: the robot is standing with wide apart arms, mom and son are on the sides of the robot, slightly in front of it (so that the palms of the robot are close to their heads).
Son (pointing to the robot): Who is this?
Mom: This is a robot. He knows how to distinguish whether a person is telling the truth or deceiving. For example, tell me, what marks did you get in school today?
Son: Five!
Booms! (the robot pretends to slap his son on the head).
Mom: So you told a lie. So what did you actually get?
Son: Four.
Booms! (the robot slaps his son on the head again)
Mom: Again, not true. What did you get?
Son: Well, three ...
Booms! (back on the head again).
Mom: Tell the truth! What did you get?
Son (sighing): two.
The robot strokes his son on the head.
Mom: Eh, you! And at your age I studied for only A's and never lied to my parents!
Booms! Booms! (now mom gets two slaps on the head!)
Good reasons
A funny school scene.
Characters: teacher, student - Ilya Arkhipov and student - Beletskaya Anechka. Pupils distribute remarks at their own discretion, for example, answer the teacher in turn.
Teacher enters:
- Hello guys! Thank you for coming ... Why are you so few today?
Opens the magazine, starts the roll call:
- Arkhipov? ..
- Here…
- Hello, Ilya, glad to see you. Belyakov? ..
- Well, what are you, Alevtina Ivanovna! Only the second lesson! He comes to the third!
- Ah! Yes Yes…
- Golubev? ..
- Golubev studies at the institute on Tuesdays, in a commercial, in the third year ...
- Beletskaya? .. Anechka! Are you here?
- Yes, but only after this lesson I leave - today we are leaving for Turkey.
- Good good…
- Kvitansev?
- He can't come, his car broke down.
- But he lives in the next house?
- He's stressed ... He's worried ...
- Malinin? ..
- Malinin has an exemption from exams. Why would he go to school?
- Parkhomenko? ..
- Parkhomenko's leg hurt, and Sergeev, Khorev and Frolova went to see the doctor to see him off ...
- Yakovlev? ..
- Still sleeping. He came yesterday!
- Well, okay - it turns out that everyone has good reasons. Let's write down the topic of the lesson ...
Then the bell rings, and all the students run out of the class.
The teacher says to the audience:
- Something I had little time today ...