Comic sketches for children 10 years old. What scenes can be staged for children in a summer camp. Very funny sketches about school
Funny sketches about school become a decoration of almost every children's holiday. KVN, held in native walls, New Year's party, school births - but you never know great reasons to have fun!
We are pleased to offer you a selection of several scenes that will help create a festive mood.
Short dialogues
The small about school offered here do not require decorations and memorization of long texts at all.
One student sleepily says to another:
I’m probably allergic!
Why do you say that?
Yes, I cover myself with a blanket and sleep all the time!
Two students after a geography lesson:
Anyway, I don't believe that the Earth is spinning!
Why so?
Yes, if it spun, the sea would have splashed long ago!
The poor student angrily tells his friend:
You imagine? The teacher demanded that I name the protozoan that multiplies by division! And I don't know about mathematics at all!
In the computer class
The following funny scenes about school also do not require special decorations. Only the latter will need an imitation of a computer class.
A stupid high school girl, showing off, looks at the tablet, as in a mirror:
My light, mirror, tell me! Yes, report the whole truth! Am I the nicest in the world? All slimmer and more fashionable?
Mirror (drawn out, but angrily):
I'll give you my answer! You frazzled me out! I am a tablet!
The student asks the teacher:
Ivan Ivanovich, did you have a tablet as a child?
No, what are you, then there were no computers!
What did you play on?
Outdoors!
The cleaning lady enters the computer class and asks sternly:
Who knows how to use computers here?
All students, without exception, answer: "I".
Cleaning lady (menacing):
Then immediately go online and look for a site where they teach you how to use the toilet!
School anniversary scene: funny and not very long
This scene requires only the characteristics of the actors. The "nerd" should be wearing glasses and speak strictly, and the girl and her friend should look silly, cutesy and enthusiastic.
The guy who looks like a typical "nerd" tells his friend:
Imagine, Tomka called me home to see what was wrong with her computer! I come, and she, apparently, cannot sit in one place at all! Spinning on the chair, so the cord is wound around the chair leg. I swore, untangled the cord, inserted the plug that had jumped out, turned on the computer and left.
Tomochka, rolling his eyes, enthusiastically tells his classmate:
Oh, this Buttercup also knows how to conjure!
What are you ?!
Well, yes, he came to me, looked intently at the computer, raised his hands up, whispered something mystical, turned my chair 10 times counterclockwise, kicked the computer with his foot, whispered something mystical again and left. Imagine, it all worked!
Classmate, admiringly:
Wow! Witch!
Very funny sketches about school
After explaining in nature studies class, the teacher asks the class:
Well, now you understand why it snows in winter but not in summer?
Petrov, from the spot:
Of course it's understandable! If it fell out in the summer, it would melt!
In a Russian lesson, the teacher says:
Petrov, "I am studying, you are studying, he is studying" - what time is it?
Petrov, with a sigh:
Lost, Mary Ivanna!
Friends come up to an excellent boy and say:
Andryukha, let's go to the cafe with the girls tonight!
Andrey, thinking:
No, I won't go with you! There the music rumbles, everyone makes noise ...
So what?
Yes, I doubt that in such a situation I will be able to fully understand the essence of the Lebesgue-Stieltjes integral.
Scenes for younger students
The following funny scenes are for elementary school. They can be successfully shown at the kids' party. True, high school students will have to help their younger comrades in this.
A high school student tells his buddies:
Look how stupid this first grader is! I'll show you now!
Calls the baby and when he comes up, says to him:
In this hand I have 50 rubles, and in this 10 - what will you take for yourself?
The kid takes 10 rubles. High school students laugh, twirl their fingers at their temples, shrug their hands.
A friend of the first grader on the side asks him:
Why did you choose 10 rubles?
Well, if I choose 50, then the game is over!
A first grader examines a high school girl's manicure (admiringly):
Cool, what are your long nails!
High school girl, mincing:
What do you like?
Well yes! It's probably so convenient to climb trees with them!
Mom looks at the diary of a first grader. And there the two is crossed out, and there is a four next to it. Mom, with horror:
Vanechka! What it is?!
Vanya, calmly looking at her mother:
The teacher told us that if we want, we can correct the bad grade!
Sketches with teachers
The following funny short scenes about school can be played by yourself, or you can invite teachers to participate in them.
Conversation with the teacher:
Sidorkin, didn't you promise me that you would correct your deuce?
Yes, Mary Ivanna.
Didn't I promise to call your parents if you don't?
Yes, Mary Ivanna, but if I did not keep my promise, then you can not keep yours!
The teacher looks sternly at the latecomer:
Semyon! You're late again! What is it this time?
Semyon, guilty:
Mary Ivanna, I woke up, looked at the time, and blinked unsuccessfully.
The music teacher asks Mom:
Your daughter needs to play the piano more!
Mommy, sighing heavily:
Lord, much more! Our seventh neighbor has already moved out!
Dreams Dreams...
These little about school will already require minimal decorations showing that the guys have left school, although these conversations can occur during recess. It all depends on the director's imagination.
Sidorov, sighing heavily, goes home from school. Ivanov asks him:
Sidorov, what are you doing? Got a two?
Sidorov sadly:
And adds dreamily:
Can you imagine how much easier it would be to learn if a theorem in geometry could be proved with the words: "Yes, you can see!"
The guy is dreamy: “It would be great if we could read minds! Then I would know what to answer in the lesson! "
His friend: "Yeah, and would also know what the teacher thinks when you answer incorrectly!"
Romantic relationship
Of course, funny short skits about school cannot be ignored and how sympathy between boys and girls suddenly appears at school.
Little Johnny escorts Masha home from school and tells her hesitantly:
Listen, Masha, I want to confess to you (pause), (further speaks quickly) while you were walking to the board, I tore off the wings of a fly and threw it into your briefcase! I'm sorry!
Masha, slyly squinting:
Interestingly, is it tasty?
Little Johnny is confused:
I don't know ... What are you asking?
Masha calmly:
Yes, I also want to apologize! I threw it into your soup in the dining room while you went to buy bread!
Let's laugh a little more
Even the funniest sketches about school are often taken directly from life, so the organizers of the holiday can themselves come up with something similar.
In the Russian language lesson, Little Johnny asks his neighbor on the desk:
Hear how to speak correctly: tvORog or cottage cheese?
The neighbor, adjusting his glasses, with a smart look:
Emphasis on the "o"!
Little Johnny, after a pause:
Thank you! I helped out, so I helped out!
A classmate (she looks like an excellent student) says, sighing:
Yes, Lozhkin, you are not at all friends with your head!
Lozhkin, shrugging his shoulders:
And I have a purely business relationship with her - I feed her, and she thinks!
Conversation with the teacher
Funny scenes about school - whether you are organizing KVN or other funny events - are not complete without dialogues similar to the ones below.
The teacher is talking to a fashionably dressed high school student:
Lerochka, well done, you are no longer late for school!
Yes, Mary Ivanna, it's all because of my mother.
Did she have an educational conversation with you?
No, she just bought herself some fancy Italian boots!
So what?
Like what? Now I get up first to have time to put them on before mom! (Proudly retires)
The teacher makes a helpless gesture.
An elderly teacher sighs and says to her colleague:
I'll probably have to quit!
What are you talking about! You are the best teacher in school!
I earned quite ... I go into the tram in the morning, there are a lot of people, I raise my eyes and say sternly: "Hello, sit down!"
Is it funny? Of course it's funny!
Funny scenes about school are good because they are easy to play, they do not require exhausting rehearsals. The main thing is that your cheerful mood is conveyed to the audience!
Mit, do you know what the word "super" means?
Well, yes, this is something so big, more than which already can not be.
What about hyper?
And "hyper" ... (Mitya rubs his forehead) Oh! This is what is more "super"!
Girls are dancing in the disco:
Listen, do you know what mosol is?
Well, this is such a huge bone, they put it in borscht. What are you asking?
Yes, I heard a great song here: "You my heart, You my soul ..."
Music from the famous song performed by the group Modern Talking begins to sound on the stage
Petka with a huge "flashlight" under his eye and his friend:
Petka, why are you covered in bruises?
I played snowballs with a girl!
So what?
So she turns out to be from the junior national handball team! And such people do not miss!
Locker room incident
Some funny scenes about school require extras. But they still won't be difficult to stage.
The girls are dragging the stubborn guy with screams. The teacher stops them:
Stop! What happened?!
One of the girls indignantly:
Buttercup spied on us in the locker room!
The teacher, looking sternly at Lyutikov:
So what, did you like it?
Buttercup, in confusion, is silent, then loudly gives out:
Girls in chorus, drawn out and offended:
How not ?!
All funny skits about school, as you know, should be played sincerely and seriously. Minimal decorations would also be helpful.
On the stage, you can put, for example, two desks and a blackboard to recreate the visibility of the class. If events take place during recess or on the way home, you can dream up. One tree or bench is enough for the “way home”. And the situation in the school hallway can be played out in front of a large window in the background.
The main thing in these scenes is not to overload them with decorations. They are short, and therefore the emphasis should be on what the actor says, and not on what surrounds him at that moment.
To build scenes in one concert, you can invite a presenter who will tell the audience where this situation is taking place. Imagine, and your holiday will surely be remembered and will make the most wonderful impression!
During the birthday celebration, you can arrange a real theatrical performance. This will entertain the guests as well as broaden their horizons. To do this, you need to learn the roles in advance with the friends of the birthday man. The role of grandmother, mother can be assigned to someone from the adults.
Scene "Name day or birthday?"
Characters: Grandmother; her granddaughter Tanya, a little dreamy girl of 8 years old; Julia - Tanya's girlfriend, a lively, cheerful girl of 10 years old; Sasha is a 5-year-old grandson.
Small, cozy room. It is getting dark, snow is slowly falling outside the window. The grandmother is in the chair, the children are next to them on the chairs.
Julia. Tanya's birthday is coming soon. Great! I love this day very much: guests come, bring gifts, mom sets the table, and there are so many delicious things on it! And of course the cake.
Sasha... I love cake too. I even dreamed about it: big, big, and eat as much as you want.
Tanya... You only have sweets, you always fall asleep with candy in hand. You take candy out of the box from your mom on the sly.
Sasha (embarrassed). Yes, I’m the only one, my mother will not notice. (He continues, after a pause, mysteriously). Or maybe my saint gave me this candy?
Julia. St? Who is this?
Sasha... A nanny in kindergarten told us that each of us has our own saint. He has the same name as mine.
Tanya. Grandma, is Sasha telling the truth?
Grandmother.Once upon a time the name day was a very important holiday for Orthodox people. This day was higher than the birthday. Name day was considered a spiritual holiday, and birthday was considered an earthly one. Therefore, in those distant times, people did not celebrate their birthday, sometimes they did not even remember their birthday. But the name day was celebrated joyfully and solemnly.
Tanya... Grandma, tell me why they say "name day"?
Grandmother... Here's why. In the past, names were given to children in church at baptism. The child was named after the saint whose baptism took place on the day of his memory. The church calendar marks the days of honoring each saint. Many saints were once people like us, but for their good deeds or suffering, which they accepted in order not to renounce Christianity (in those days when Christians were persecuted for their faith), they began to be revered as saints. These are their names and gave the children. It was believed that the saint would help the one who bears his name in everything.
Here you, Tanya, bear the name of Saint Tatiana. They call her the Great Martyr. Her name is Greek and means "organizer, founder". And for Russia this day is also remarkable for the fact that on the day of St. Tatiana, a university, the first in Russia, was opened in St. Petersburg. This was during the reign of Empress Catherine II.
Julia.Do all the names mean anything?
Grandmother. Of course. And many of the names that we consider primordially Russian actually came to us from other languages.
Julia. What does my name mean?
Grandmother... Some names are translated differently. Yours, for example, in one interpretation means "fluffy", and in another, that the owner of this name belonged to the Roman family Julia. Yes, you really are a kind, affectionate girl with us, and your hair is so fluffy.
Julia... And what does Sasha mean?
Grandmother. His full name is Alexander, it is translated from Greek as “protector of people”.
Julia.It means that you, Sasha, must be honest and courageous to be a real defender.
Tanya.Is it true, grandmother, that there are names that don't even need a translation? Well, for example, Vera, Nadezhda.
Grandmother... Yes, these are ancient Russian names, they really don't need a translation. We will understand that Lyudmila is sweet to people, and Svetlana is bright. And the name Love does not need translation. The meaning of any name can be found in special books on names, and it's very exciting. Read and you will learn a lot of interesting things in the interpretation of names. And let's think about how we better arrange this day. After all, once it was done this way: a few days before the birthday they thought about making everyone have fun at the holiday, so that this day would be remembered. They planned who could perform with what: someone would read poetry, someone would sing a song. It turned out to be a whole concert. And how many games were there!
For example, in my childhood there was a game "Will you go to the ball?", While black and white do not take, "yes" and "no" do not say.
Sasha... How is it? How is it played, this game?
Grandmother... 2 players take part, and the rest are watching. One player offers his questions, trying to force the other player to make a mistake and say the words "yes" or "no" or choose prohibited (black or white) colors.
Julia... Ah, I get it, I get it! Well, Tanya, are you going to the ball?
Tanya. I'll go.
Julia. What dress will you have?
Tanya. Blue with lace.
Julia. What a blue, better white!
Tanya.Blue!
Julia. So your shoes will probably be black?
Tanya. Like a dress, blue.
Julia.What are you, black!
Tanya... No, not black, but blue!
Julia... And, here you are wrong, wrong, lost! Said the word no.
Grandmother. Well, that's okay, Tanya, then you'll be more attentive. And here's how they played. You can split into 2 teams and name them, well, for example, "Honey" and "Sugar", grab the ends of the stick and see which side will have more power: "Med" or "Sugar"?
And they also loved all kinds of puzzle games with words. It was necessary to guess the word by replacing the letters in the original word.
Julia... Let's play!
Grandmother... Okay, guess. "Everyone needs me with the letter" s "in food, and if you change" s "to" m ", then you have to take care of my fur coat and hat."
Children(shouting almost in unison). This is "salt" and "mole"!
Julia... These are "tom" and "house", I guessed it!
Grandmother. And now: "With the letter" t "they put it at the end of any sentence, but with the letter" k "you can stumble over it."
Tanya... This, of course, is "point" and "bump".
Grandmother... Well and more. "With the letter" k "it is wrapped around the trunk of a tree, and with the letter" n "it is a dwelling for the beast."
Julia... "Bark" and "Burrow", right?
Grandmother. "With the letter" m "is a gift from the bees, but if you change" m "to" l "and you can safely skate."
Julia and Tanya... We guessed it, because we love both. These are "honey" and "ice".
Grandmother... "With the letter" v "his name is when someone is sick, and if you change" c "to" g ", then this is the bird that brings us spring."
Julia. This is definitely a "doctor" and "rook".
Sasha (distressed). And I couldn't guess anything.
Grandmother. Do not grieve, I will ask you other riddles. Listen.
Summer, clouds in the sky
The sun warms my sides.
I taste very sweet
And my name is ...
Sasha (merrily). Watermelon!
Grandmother. Guess some more.
I'll decorate your salad
Everyone will be happy to eat.
People love for a long time
Red, juicy ...
Sasha. A tomato!
Grandmother... The soup with me is not bad at all
I am called ...
Sasha. Peas!
Grandmother.Well, now let's go bake birthday cakes.
The children follow Grandma.
Scene "Birthday"
Characters: Mum; her daughter Tanya, a girl, 9 years old, whose birthday is being celebrated; guests: Nikita is a lively, mischievous boy; Olya is a chubby, serious girl; Natasha is a cheerful, intelligent girl, Alyosha is the smallest of the guests, 4 years old.
A cozy room is decorated with balloons. The table is set. Mom puts napkins on the table, Tanya straightens the bow in front of the mirror.
Mum.Well, everything seems to be ready. I'll just bring you the juice. And you, Tanyusha, get ready to receive guests. Be nice to everyone so that no one is embarrassed. Be attentive to gifts: you must definitely unfold the gift and thank, because the one who presents it to you wants to please you.
Calls are ringing. Tanya runs into another room and from there joyful exclamations and laughter are heard. Children return to the room with a set table. Everyone is animated. The bell rings. Little Alyosha enters and hands Tanya his present - a bunny. Tanya kisses Alyosha and puts the bunny on a chair.
Mom offers to sit down at the table.
Mum (throwing up his hands). But we have something missing on the table and, in my opinion, there is no cake here. But I see a note. (He unfolds the note and reads it.) Look for the cake by the clues. And here are the tips:
He has four legs
Soft plush belly
I love to sit in it with a cat,
Let him sing songs to me.
What is this subject? Who is this with our plush belly?
Natasha... I guessed it was a chair. I also like to sit in a chair with a cat and a book.
The children go to the chair and take out a new note.
Nikita (is reading).
Lions and tigers on the screen
A new fairy tale has come
I can sit for hours
Forgetting done.
Only mom is unhappy
She orders to sit down at the table:
- Did you prepare for the test?
Watch out, you'll get a stake!
Mum... Guess what this item is?
Olya. It's not hard to guess, we all love to watch TV. It's really hard to break away from him.
Everyone goes to the TV, looks under it and takes out a new note.
Olya (is reading).
Well, about this subject
You walk with respect.
Smart thoughts, advice,
You will find a lot in it.
There's a scientist on the chain
Can tell tales
Talking crows
They will help Gerda.
Moidodyr will meet you here,
Lame and crooked
The guys will notice the dirt -
Directly into the sink with your head!
Beautiful Malvina is here
Like a magic key you need
Open the doors to knowledge.
Here you will be welcomed
Children (shouting joyfully almost in unison). This is a bookcase, because the verses spoke of the heroes of our favorite books.
Everyone goes to the bookcase and pulls out a new note from the shelf.
Mum (is reading).
Now we come here.
Stop.
And take a closer look at this subject.
What is this, you will now understand
When you read poems about him.
It happens that dirty and slovens
Going home in a dirty shirt
Smeared with ink and chalk ...
Then get down to business
And with the help of the car very quickly
You will become neat, clean.
Well, guess what?
Girls. This is a washing machine!
Mum. Run, bring us the next note - a riddle.
The girls run away and soon return.
Olya has a note in her hands.
Mum. I see you have a new riddle, then read on.
Natasha.
In this subject there is eternal cold,
The frost is strong and angry,
So as not to feel hunger for us,
He stores our products.
Here is some sign pinned here,
Isn't our surprise sitting here?
Everyone goes to the refrigerator and Mom takes out the cake. Carries it to the table, puts it down and under the cake everyone discovers the last note:
“Here's the cake,
He is in front of you:
White-pink, large.
Cut it into chunks
And put it in front of you. "
All sit down at the table.
Nikita(looking cheerfully at the guests). And I know how to behave correctly at the table. I read about this from the poet Gregory Oster, listen carefully:
If your hands are stained with salad at lunch
And you are embarrassed to wipe your fingers about the tablecloth,
Place them discreetly under the table
And there quietly dry your hands
About the neighbour's pants.
Natasha... Wow tips!
Nikita. And this advice is not simple, the author himself called them "Harmful advice".
Mum... To behave at the table correctly is a whole science. So you, Nikita, would have to move the girl's chair and help her sit down, and then not start eating yourself, but first offer food to your neighbor on the table. And on the table, many serving items have their own history. For example, a well-known napkin. You don't even know that it has a very ancient origin. It was used even during feasts in Ancient Rome. Then, however, they forgot about her. But in the 15th century, they began to use it again.
Did you know that a long time ago there were no plates in peasant houses, only bowls and pots. Therefore, food (of course, not cabbage soup or borscht) was put on a piece of bread, and then such a "bread" plate was eaten. Plates appear only in the 16th century. A spoon is a very old object, it is much more than 1000 years old, but a fork is relatively young, it appeared in the Middle Ages and was invented in order to protect the large collars of noble people from greasy stains that food could leave. Only in the 19th century, quite recently, one might say, did the fork take its place on every table.
Now help yourself to the cake.
Nikita. And I can give everyone advice about cake.
Natasha... Harmful again? From Grigory Oster?
Nikita. You will understand now. Listen carefully.
If a friend for his birthday
I invited you to my place
You leave a gift at home -
Useful yourself.
Try to sit next to the cake,
Do not enter into conversations:
You are during a conversation
Eat half the candy.
Choose smaller pieces
To swallow faster.
Don't grab the salad with your hands -
You can scoop up more with a spoon.
If they suddenly give nuts,
Rash them carefully into your pocket,
But do not hide the jam there:
It will be difficult to take out.
Children laugh merrily.
Mum.Now you probably want to play. Let's have a quiz. Whoever knows fairy tales better in our country will receive a prize.
Here are some questions for you.
1. What was the name of the mischievous old woman, whose rat Lariska sat in her purse, and the old woman sang a song:
Who helps people,
He is wasting his time.
Good deeds
You cannot become famous.
(Old woman Shapoklyak)
2. What was the name of the girl who bravely searched for her friend Kai and saved him from the Snow Queen? (Gerda)
3. What was the name of the housekeeper of the Kid, who was friends with Carlson? (Freken Bock)
4. In what fairy tale did the old woman stay with a broken trough and why? ("The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish".)
5. Which girl had seven dwarf friends? (At Snow White)
6. What girl went to a pumpkin ball and lost her crystal slipper in the palace? (Cinderella)
7. What was the name of the girl who wove nettle shirts for her 12 brothers? And why did she do it? (Her name was Elsa, and the shirts were needed so that the brothers turned from swans back to princes.)
8. In what fairy tale did a girl fall asleep for 100 years, pricking herself on a spindle? ("Sleeping Beauty".)
9. What was the name of the girl who was so young that she could sleep on a flower petal? (Thumbelina)
10. What heroine lives in a hut on chicken legs? (Baba Yaga)
11. Which boy had friends a bear and a panther? (At Mowgli's.)
12. What was the name of the bear cub, who loved honey very much and went to visit Rabbit with his friend Piglet? (Winnie the Pooh)
13. What boy dreams of opening a magic door with a golden key? (Pinocchio)
14. Who made the evil lord Tomato shed bitter tears? (Cipollino)
15. In which city was the roof on which Carlson lived? (Stockholm)
16. What vehicle did Emelya use in the fairy tale "By the Pike's Command"? (By the stove)
17. What should a real princess feel, even if she was put to bed on a mountain of featherbeds? (Pea)
18. What was the name of the peace-loving cat who suggested that the mice “live together”? (Leopold the Cat)
19. What was the name of the vegetable that the whole family could not pull out, did you have to call a little mouse for help? (Turnip)
20. What was the name of the boy traveling with wild geese and his friend Martin the pet goose? (Niels)
21. What way of transportation has the traveling frog invented? (On a twig carried by 2 ducks in their beaks.)
22. Whom did Prince Guidon marry in Alexander Pushkin's "The Tale of Tsar Saltan"? (On the Swan Princess)
23. How many heroes did Uncle Chernomor take ashore? (33)
24. Who does the ugly duckling turn into? (Into a beautiful swan.)
25. The miller, dying, left an inheritance to his 3 sons. To the eldest - a mill, to the middle - a donkey, and what inheritance did the younger get? (Cat)
26. In whom did the terrible giant-man-eating Puss in Boots begged to turn? (First into a lion, and then into a mouse.)
27. From what city were the traveling musicians a donkey, a dog, a cat and a rooster? (From Bremen)
28. With what medicine did Dr. Pilyulkin treat all diseases? (Castor oil)
29. What kind of friends did the girl Ellie make while walking to the Emerald City? (Tin Woodman and Scarecrow)
30. Where is the death of Koshchei the Immortal? (At the tip of a needle that is placed in an egg.)
Mom chooses the one who gave the most correct answers and gives the prize.
The children, happy and cheerful, begin to get ready for home.
The smallest boy Alyosha, already dressed, goes to the chair where they put the bunny he had received, and takes it in his hands, preparing to leave.
Natasha(surprised). Alyosha, why are you taking the bunny with you? After all, this is your gift to Tanya. Alyosha. I like him myself.
Olya... Gifts are not taken back. After all, you wanted to please Tanya, right?
Alyosha.I wanted to, I really wanted to.
Natasha. So you must leave the bunny for her.
Well, you're still funny, Alyosha! Small! Alyosha. Not small, but already big. (He hands the bunny to Tanya.) Take it, Tanya, I gave it to you.
All the guys laugh and say goodbye to Tanya
Scene "Birthday with a Frenchman"
Characters: Mum; Natasha, her daughter (she is the birthday girl), guests (children).
Before this scene, the host will make a short explanation.
Let the children watch it like a fairy tale.
In the scene it is necessary to use a fragment of PI Tchaikovsky's opera "Eugene Onegin" - verses by Monsieur Triquet.
Leading... Guys, you all, of course, know the great Russian poet A. Pushkin. You know him from the wonderful fairy tales "The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish", "The Tale of the Dead Princess and the Seven Bogatyrs", "The Tale of the Priest and His Worker Balda", etc. But, apart from fairy tales, Alexander Sergeevich wrote other works. So, he wrote the novel "Eugene Onegin", and you will read it when you are older. The composer PI Tchaikovsky wrote the opera "Eugene Onegin" based on the plot of the novel. But now it is interesting for us to hear a small piece from this opera. There is a scene of Tatiana's name day (the heroine of the novel), to which the Frenchman Monsieur Triquet came. In honor of Tatyana's birthday girl, he sings the couplets he composed, of course with an accent, but understandable.
Mom and daughter are sitting on the sofa in the room.
It's a winter evening, it's dark outside, a table lamp is on.
Mum. Well, it seems, everything is ready for tomorrow: treats, sweets, prizes that we will present at competitions and games ... Have you invited everyone, Natasha?
Natasha... Yes, mom, and everyone said that they would definitely come. That will be fun! I've been looking forward to this day! Mom, you said about the prizes. And I also prepared riddles, my grandmother and I picked them up. She said that her birthday, when she was little, was also fun. In just a few days the performances were being prepared - it turned out to be a whole concert.
And at her grandmother, my great-great-grandmother, they celebrated the name day. Then not birthdays were celebrated, but only name days. That's what grandma says. Well, there were also guests, a festive table, gifts, a cake with burning candles ... Of course, relatives and guests performed: they sang, danced, recited poems, solved charades.
Mum... Do you know what a charade is?
Natasha... I know, mommy, my grandmother explained to me that this is such a riddle in which the word that is being made up consists of parts, and these parts themselves are separate words.
Mum... Well done, Natasha, you explained correctly.
Natasha... For example, I'll ask you: the first syllable is a note and the second is also a note, and the whole word means a plant that looks like a pea. What is this?
Mum. I think it's beans.
Natasha... I guessed correctly.
Mum... In general, playing words is very interesting. I'll make a guess for you too.
Here is a word, two meanings in it:
One in great affinity with the castle,
The other is in the meadow, in the forest
Murmurs, runs and splashes,
A transparent stream shines.
Natasha... I think this is the key.
Mum. Quite right.
Natasha... And my grandmother also said that she listened to the opera, where there were name days, and there one Frenchman in a wig, a guest at the name day, sang couplets in honor of the birthday girl. And my grandmother sang them for me. I liked the verses. Very funny and funny. I even wanted to attend these name days.
Mum. Well, daughter, you have fantasized, and you need to rest. Lie down for now, and I'll go bake a pie. By the way, pies were necessarily baked both for the name day and for the birthday.
They also told me about the birthday and said that they broke a pie over the birthday person so that raisins from the pie would fall on his head. It was believed that money and all kinds of wealth would also be poured on the birthday person. The people had many interesting customs, and you need to know them in order to imagine how our grandmothers and great-grandmothers lived ... Rest, and I have to go to the pie.
Mom leaves the room. Natasha leafs through a large picture book for a while, but soon she bows her head on the pillow and falls asleep. A light, transparent fabric falls from above, like a curtain. The light gradually fades out and lights up again. All the action takes place behind a transparent fabric - this is a girl's dream. In a dream, she is Tatiana.
A girl in a 19th century dress, with long curled curls, a bow in her hair, a pink fluffy dress tied under her bust with a ribbon.
Several smart and cheerful children. Music sounds (polonaise from the opera "Eugene Onegin"). Talking animatedly, the girls join hands and whirl. They approach the birthday girl, kiss, give gifts.
Lackey (enters and announces). Monsieur Triquet. A young man in a red wig rushes in quickly, bows gallantly.
In his hands is a folded sheet with verses written.
Monsieur Triquet... Let me congratulate you, Tatyana, and present my little poems in your honor. A musical fragment of Monsieur Triquet's verses is played. Acting the role of Monsieur Triquet at this time depicts a singing man.
At the end of the singing, the children laugh and clap their hands.
Mum. Bravo, bravo, Monsieur Triquet! Your verse is excellent, and sung very, very sweetly.
And now, children, you and Monsieur Triquet will play games. There is such a Russian folk game "The Bear in the Forest". First, let's choose a bear.
Children (shouting). This is Monsieur Triquet, Monsieur Triquet!
Mum... He sleeps in the forest, and we all go to the forest to pick mushrooms and sing a song.
Children (singing).
The bear in the forest
Mushrooms, berries!
The bear is hateful
Frozen on the stove!
As soon as the players uttered the last words, the "bear" that was "asleep" begins to "wake up" and then unexpectedly runs after the children and tries to catch someone. The one who is caught becomes a "bear". Children do not have to immediately rush to run from the bear, they can tease him with a song.
Mum... You are probably tired, let's play some quiet game. Let's guess riddles! Whoever guesses more riddles will receive a prize.
Soft paws, and scratches in the paws. (Cat)
I have no legs, but I walk
There is no mouth, but I will say
When to sleep, when to get up
When to start work. (Clock)
There is a heap in the middle of the yard,
Front - pitchfork, back - broom. (Cow)
Two abdomens, four ears. (Pillow)
It flows, flows, does not flow,
Runs, runs, does not run out. (River)
Doesn't bark, doesn't bite
But he won't let him into the house. (Lock)
Two rings, two ends
And in the middle is a carnation. (Scissors)
No hands, no ax
A hut was built. (Bird's nest)
White as chalk flew from the sky.
He lay in the winter, ran into the ground. (Snow)
Antoshka stands on one leg.
Whoever sees him, everyone bows. (Mushroom)
The grandfather is sitting in a hundred fur coats,
And who undresses him sheds tears. (Onion)
One hundred clothes, and all without fasteners. (Cabbage)
Round, not a month,
Yellow, not butter,
With a tail, not a mouse. (Turnip)
The girl is sitting in a dungeon, and the scythe is in the street. (Carrot)
The duck is in the sea, the tail is on the fence. (Bucket)
The golden sieve of the black houses is full. (Sunflower)
No windows, no doors - the room is full of people. (Cucumber)
No arms, no legs, but he can draw. (Frost, patterns on the window)
Malanya came - a flame lit
Pakhom came - the house shook. (Lightning and thunder)
Metu, meta - I won't sweep
Time will come - he will leave. (Sunray)
Steel horse, linen tail. (Needle and thread)
Not a bush, but with leaves,
Not a shirt, but sewn,
Not a man, but a story. (Book)
Ponytail with patterns, boots with spurs,
Sings at night, time counts. (Cock)
Two brothers went to bathe in the water. (Buckets)
Not a tailor, but walking with needles all his life. (Hedgehog)
There are many teeth, but he does not eat anything. (Crest)
Sleeps during the day, flies at night
And the passers-by are scared. (Owl)
Mum. I think the girls want to dance. Right?
The melody of any polka sounds.
Children get up in pairs and dance.
Mum... I have prepared 2 more riddles for you, but I don’t know if you will be able to guess them.
There's a hole on top
There's a hole below
And in the middle -
Fire and water.
Children.This is a samovar.
Mum. That's right, and we'll need it. And what else we need for tea, you will tell yourself if you guess the next riddle.
White as snow
In honor of all.
I got into my mouth -
There he disappeared.
Children. Sugar.
Mum. Well, they deserve it, it's time to drink tea.
The light gradually fades and comes on again.
The transparent curtain has been removed. Natasha wakes up on the sofa in the room. Her Mom enters.
Mum. I see that you are already awake?
Natasha... Oh, mommy, what a dream I had! I was Tatiana, Monsieur Triquet came to me and sang his funny verses. I had guests, and we played different games: guessing riddles, dancing the polka, everything, as in the old days. We even drank tea from a samovar.
Mum.That's right, Natasha, then you could drink tea from a samovar. Do you know how long it has existed? It has been in Russia since the 18th century, and it was made in Tula. This city was famous for its samovars. Whatever the size and style of samovars existed! A pipe was placed inside the samovar, into which either pine cones or wooden chocks were poured. They set fire to a torch, fanned the fire with air, the water heated up and boiled. At the top of the samovar, behind a low carved grate, stood a teapot. On the table was placed in a sugar bowl, chopped sugar with beautiful tweezers for him, there were various jams. Bagels were sometimes hung on a hot samovar to warm up. Tula samovars are just as famous as other Russian souvenirs, such as matryoshka, balalaika, brightly and beautifully decorated Khokhloma dishes, Palekh painting. Sitting at a samovar was a favorite custom in Russia. Families gathered for a boiling samovar, merchants made trade deals, went out of town with samovars and drank tea in nature.
Natasha... How interesting! Do we have a samovar at home?
Mum... Yes, only it is quite modern - electric, but tea made from it is also very tasty.
And now let's hurry to prepare the table not for those guests that you had in your dream, but for the real ones.
Men are our support, protection and love! When preparing for the birthday of a loved one, it is important to secretly come up with such an entertainment program so that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday person and the guests.
For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a drop of soul, we present cool scenes! They will help not only to diversify the planned program of the holiday, but also to present memorable gifts to the birthday person in an original way, with humor and invention.
At the table
Scene No. 1 "Harmful cleaning lady"
In the midst of the holiday, a "cleaning lady" appears with a bucket and a mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what lies on the bottom. She starts to grumble something under her breath and wash the floor.
Some of the guests: Citizen, what are you doing ?! It's actually our birthday here!
Cleaning lady: What do I care about that? I do my job and do not interfere with anyone.
(A skirmish begins between the guest and the cleaning lady. It is desirable that this guest sit next to the birthday boy).
the guest: Can't you see we're celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.
Cleaning lady: Oh, you have a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?
(They show the birthday boy to the cleaning lady).
Cleaning lady: So it’s because of you they don’t let me work? So, is it because of you that they came across here, ponatoptali? So here's my congratulations!
(He takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. Stormy reaction of the guests, laughter, applause).
Scene 2 "Congratulations from friends"
Each of them has two balls in their hands: orange, red, blue and green. They sing a song-alteration to the tune "The blue ball is spinning, spinning."
Together:
Years, like birds, fly in succession.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit for the anniversary,
They brought you a cool gift.1 friend
We will give the red ball to the bolder
As a sign of respect, accept quickly
A lot of warmth, a lot of sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!2 friend
To make you happy all year round
Take the green ball from adversity.
Let relatives and friends be near
You are the best, I say without hiding.1 friend
We want to give peace of mind
To reward with a blue ball that day.
He will save from sorrow
And only goodness will find its way into your house!2 friend
The orange ball is like a dream
May it never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be with you for centuries.Together
There were also other balls
But we did not bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from misery,
Now let's explain what matters.There was a yellow ball - he decorated the bouquet,
But it is a changeable, treacherous color.
Yellow ball - trials in fate,
So we won't give it to you.We found a black ball
But they didn't bring it either.
He carries sorrow and separation within himself,
And we only wish you happiness!(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment, and presented to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).
Scene No. 3 "Compliments"
For this congratulation, you will need a presenter, Whatman paper and felt-tip pens.
1. On whatman paper, the presenter horizontally or vertically (as it is more convenient) writes the name of the birthday person.
2. The task of the guests for each letter is to come up with an adjective that characterizes the birthday person from the positive side.
3. At the end, the presenter presents the birthday boy with a gift for being so perfect. A gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) for memory.
Scene No. 4 "Hidden Gifts"
The guests are sitting at the table, the presenter holds a bag with gifts.
Selectively approaches the guests with a request to get a gift from the bag.
Each gift should be hidden in a box or any wrapper.
The presenter leaves a note to the guest who has taken out the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday boy with the gift.
The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday boy.1. Homemade, exclusive,
Oh, I give a wonderful gift.
With him you will be like candy
Because there…
(The birthday boy unfolds the gift and says that there is a "napkin").2. Carry for the joy of your dear wife,
And remember the guests more often
The exact same ones are on me,
So now we are brothers with you.
(Gift - funny panties).3. You will never guess what life will present to us.
Take her with you in addition, it will save you from awkwardness.
Perhaps the best reward from us
As a gift for you ...
(Gift - toilet paper).4. Thought, wondered, to give this?
We decided that you are independent
And he himself is able to make his dreams come true!
Therefore, my friend, accept without regret
Our gift is a bottle ...
(Gift - a bottle of port).
Scene No. 5 "Wishes from a psychic"
Psychic (enters the room, moves his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy? Why am I asking, I know myself! You! (Points with a finger). Let me feel your aura! (He runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously). I see ... I see that you have a good aura! Positive moments are attractive! So, I say what awaits you: 364 days of well-being and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask, what’s there in Day 365, I don’t see well, I’m dimly, your wife, but the mink coat flickers all the time ... These are the steps to success and dream (He walks back and forth with wide strides)! So, then again it is vague - everything is solid banal: happiness, health, love, luck ... But what will be will be - I can’t lie!
(Theatrically presses his hand to his heart, rolls his eyes and falls to the floor, lies for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday boy and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself has just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you, and ordered to give gifts! (Gives a gift).
Scene No. 6 "Doctor's visit"
For the scene, you can prepare a doctor's costume, a phonendoscope, a hammer, a flashlight.
Doctor (enters the hall, quickly approaches the birthday boy): Well, well, well, who is the patient here? I see, I see what we have here?
"Dengon, how long is the shortage?" (He looks questioningly at the birthday man, but does not give an answer, takes out a phonendoscope). Let's hear with our hearts what ?! I hear, I hear: "love-euphoria"!
Let's continue our inspection! (Looks at the hands of the birthday boy). Ah, here everything is serious ... you have a rare disease of "work by the throat when you are sick" on your hands!
(Knocks on the knees with a hammer): And at your feet you have a "vseprobezhkinosis"! Well, let's examine the eyes. (Shines a flashlight in the eyes). And here everything is clear: "gadget addict"! So! Here is my verdict - you will live for another 150 years if you accept what I appoint. Take a bill a day, avoid overdose (hands over an envelope with money)! This remedy will help maintain love euphoria (gives a certificate for a romantic dinner in a restaurant, or just a bottle of good wine)! You will have to get rid of gadget addiction radically! Prescribing the best medicines for you (gives a good book or a collection of motivating quotes)! All right, be healthy! (Bows, leaves).
Movable
Scene 7 "Congratulations to the king!"
Characters: Courtiers (2), Guests (5).
Props: Throne of the king, costumes for courtiers (or at least attributes).Courtier 1: Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You are the great ruler of your state, and from all your subjects, let me read you congratulations!
(It is important to unfold the scroll. Frightened looks around, beckons another courtier).
Courtier 1(whispers): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where is the congratulation?
(Courtier 2 shrugs, then raises his finger. Throws away the scroll).
Courtier 2: Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - and you show! How is King (Name) angry? (Guests show). How does the king dance on a merry disc, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine, and makes his way into his payment house so that his wife does not notice? (The guests are trying to portray a drunk birthday man).
Courtier 1: OU! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? Overseas gifts have arrived! Accept, king (Name), congratulations!
Courtier 1: Count De (last name of the guest) from the mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it - and any product is yours! (Give a certificate).
Courtier 2: Princess (name) from a beautiful country brings you an enchanting scent! With him you can do everything! Neutralize enemies, gain allies! (Give perfume).
Courtier 1: We know that you, our beautiful king, dream of catching a goldfish so that you fulfill all your wishes! Prince (name) of (...) gives you the opportunity to do it! (They give fishing accessories).
Courtier 2: Our dear king, the next gift is worthwhile! A magic potion, intoxicating the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Allow me, from me, to present you with this wonderful drink! (Gives cognac).
Courtier 1: And I am making a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Take this treasure chest! ( Gives an envelope made in the form of a chest with money).
Scene No. 8 "Three brooms"
Three women are needed to congratulate. Each has a broom in her hands. In total, you need three brooms: oak, birch, eucalyptus.
First woman
To have a healthy man
We present an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We will steam you with a broom.
(A woman with an oak broom pats the birthday boy lightly).Second woman
Don't fuss and don't suffer
Better get it with a birch broom.
Let's walk on the shoulders, on the head,
So that you are healthy like a bull in a cow.Third woman
Here it is a eucalyptus broom.
So that all the sorrows disappear, we dare to steam him.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's walk with a broom just below the waist.
Scene No. 9 "Congratulations from oriental beauties"
Characters: Girls dressed as oriental beauties (you can divide the roles by the number of gifts). Girls enter the mansion and leave after presenting gifts to oriental music, performing oriental dance movements.
Girl 1: You are Sheikh-al-Sheikh today, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, come to congratulate all of you!
Girl 2: You are a lover of a bright life, take gifts soon!
Girl 3: So that everything in life is smooth, not shaky, hold on, we give you a fish! (You can arrange "a bouquet" of several types of salted fish, or just a set of snacks).
Girl 1: To make your wife doted on you, you have a set of tea for you!
Girl 2: Well, for tea, of course, we made sweets! With cognac!
Girl 3: But no sweets (shrugs)... Here, hold this bottle! (Gives a bottle of cognac).
Girl 1: For you, a lover of swimming in a warm river in the morning, we will give, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then just replace it with the words "that's what!")
Scene 10 "A Little Story of Life"
Characters: Host, guests (3), guests (2), wife
Props: a chair, a sheet, a cap, a diaper, a bottle with a nipple with a cocktail, animal masks, the inscriptions "Typewriter", "ball", "Prestigious job", school bag, audio recordings: "My only one", "Ah, this wedding."
The birthday boy is wrapped in a sheet, you can put on a diaper, put on a cap, sit on a chair.Leading: Sit down comfortably, dear guests. Now we will tell you briefly the life story of our birthday boy.
When our hero was very young, he was given a bottle of milk ... (He comes up, gives a bottle, an alcoholic cocktail is poured in it. It is better to find out about the birthday boy's preferences in advance, and, of course, it is desirable that the liquid be white). He drank and fell asleep, and had wonderful dreams.
(Several guests in animal masks run out and show funny dance moves). Waking up in the morning, he ran to play a car or a ball!
(Guests come out, one has an inscription on the back "Typewriter", the other has "Ball"). Our birthday boy has grown up (the presenter helps the birthday boy to remove all the attributes, gives a portfolio), and began to go to school, where he met his first love. (A girl runs in with a briefcase, chews gum, the birthday boy looks at her, the song is playing: "My only one!")Girl: Che hatched? The fool himself! (Runs away).
Leading: Our hero grew up, did not forget about his first love, and promised to marry her to himself! And, in the end, he still married, but to another!
(The song "Ah, this wedding sang and danced" is playing).Leading: Then I was looking for a prestigious job, I worked well and provided my family with dignity!
(A guest runs out, the inscription "Prestigious work" on the back, the birthday boy comes up to him, and he runs away, hides, eventually, of course, catches).All characters speak in chorus or take turns: Life runs by, and you do not rush! Feel free to write your story! On the path to happiness, go steadfastly, how much more still lies ahead! Well, we congratulate you, don't judge how you could, get ready, people are your own!
(Further, giving gifts).
Any gift is nice to receive, but when it is presented in an extraordinary way, if the birthday person sees that you prepared and tried, he will be doubly pleasant, and the birthday that close people have prepared with such invention and love will always have an indelible impression!
The development of artistry in children is one of the great ways to identify them, to determine the direction in which it is better to develop their creative potential. Does the child like to copy the behavior of friends and acquaintances? Arranges entire performances in the yard, gathering numerous spectators? Often hums and gestures?
Small theatrical performances, including short and funny children's scenes, can be organized even at home. And if someone's birthday is foreseen, then mini-sketches will be great entertainment for everyone who comes to congratulate the birthday boy.
Mini shows for children
Usually, children are happy to join the game, they like to reincarnate, copying adults, they accurately notice various nuances in the behavior and habits of people they know. When choosing scenarios for a children's holiday, you need to pay attention to the following points:
- The younger the participants, the shorter and simpler the scenes should be.
- It is advisable to diversify the repertoire as much as possible: to choose not only parody scenes that are offered for children of any age, but also mystery scenes, quiz scenes.
- If possible, conduct one or two rehearsals before the start of the performance, tell the child how best to introduce the hero he will play.
- Whenever possible, try to use attributes that will make the production more colorful - costumes for the actors, decorations, items needed during the action. Children can and should be involved in making decorations - this will also give them a lot of pleasure.
Scenes from everyday life
Children are happy to participate in staging performances that show funny incidents from their everyday life. Here are the simplest and shortest such scenes.
How many legs?
This scene requires two actors: a boy and a girl. Its plot is quite simple, so it can be successfully played in front of children 4-6 years old.
Mom (girl) came to pick up her baby (boy) from the kindergarten. She is in a hurry, so she sits him on a chair and begins to quickly dress him.
He takes a shoe in his hands and says:
- Raise your leg, son.
The boy obediently raises his right leg. Then mom says:
- No, give another one.
The son raises his left leg. Mom, looking at the boot, realizes that she still needed the right leg, but automatically repeats:
- No, son, give the other leg.
Then the boy says indignantly: “Mom, but that's all! The legs are over, I have no others! "
This scene is good not only for the funny plot. When it is over, you can discuss with the children why the mother could not explain to her son which leg she needed. How would it be more correct to build a conversation so that everyone understands each other the first time?
Whose trousers?
In this scene, two actors will be involved - an older girl (teacher) and a younger girl (a kindergarten student). The age difference is an optional condition for young actresses, you can simply pick up a girl taller and smaller.
Nevertheless, it is important to pay attention to the nuances associated with the peculiarities of the roles of young performers, because this will make their performance more believable and memorable!
Kindergarten. Children dress for a walk. The teacher helps the little slow girl Katya to dress. Katya tries to put on trousers, and she fails. The teacher begins to help her. When the trousers are put on by joint efforts, Katya suddenly reports:
- And these are not my pants ...
The teacher, expressing her indignation as much as possible, begins to pull the pants off the baby back. This takes some time. After waiting for the teacher to finish undressing her, Katya decides to clarify:
- These are my sister's trousers, Sveta, they are warm, and my mother always puts them on for me when it's very cold, like today ...
More sketches and ideas
Additional sketches for small plays and sketches for children can be found in stage books. They contain not only the scenes themselves for short productions, but also teach the subtleties of children's stage skills, which will help to stir up children, develop intelligence and memory, reveal their creative abilities, help to put the child in a competent speech, and teach themselves to express themselves through creativity.
- The book will help you with this. "Children's theater repertoire: sketches and miniatures" by Yuri Dunaev
- Also, in organizing a children's party, they can help you books with games, creative contests, theatrical performances - in the appropriate section of the online store "Labyrinth".
Scenes from the life of schoolchildren
Archimedes the confusion
Physics lesson. The negligent student Kolya suffers near the blackboard. The teacher (a boy older or more densely built) tortures Kolya with questions:
- Kolya, tell us about Archimedes. Kolya squints and suffers, he clearly can tell a little about Archimedes:
- Well, it was such an ancient Greek ...
Teacher, delighted:
- How? And what is he famous for?
Kolya, straining even more:
- Well ... Once he was swimming in the bath ... And how he will scream!
What will cry, Kolya? - the teacher continues to ask leading questions.
"Eureka!" - unexpectedly for himself Kolya says and happily continues:
- It means "found!"
But the teacher does not give up and continues to torment Kolya with questions:
- Well, what did he find there, Nikolai, probably something interesting?
“Probably…” Colin's enthusiasm fades. He clearly does not remember what exactly the famous ancient Greek found in his bath. Therefore, uncertainly, looking up at the teacher, he tries to find the correct answer:
- Maybe ... a washcloth?
The necessary fire
Schoolboy Sasha went to the store. On the way, he meets a very hurrying labor teacher, Viktor Petrovich.
- Hello, Viktor Petrovich, where are you running, what happened? He asks.
- Eh, Petrov, - the teacher almost cries, - we have a fire, so I'm running, our office caught fire, can you imagine?
Schoolboy Sasha changes his mind about going to the store, runs after the teacher. Having run up to the school, they stop and look at the smoke that falls from the windows of the labor office.
- Here is Petrov, - the teacher says in frustration, - now there will be no classes, probably for a month.
- What won't happen? - Sasha asks.
- There will be no classes, your stool, Petrov, you will never finish scolding, your stool probably burned down, - Viktor Petrovich informs in frustration.
- Who burned out? - Sasha insistently clarifies.
- Stool! Yours! - the teacher raises his voice irritably, - And the scoop that you are doing for the second month! I don’t understand, Petrov, are you deaf or what?
- No, Viktor Petrovich, what are you, - says Sasha, and adds more quietly:
- You speak, and I will listen, listen, listen ... - and dreamily rolls his eyes.
Scene games
This is a kind of funny mini-performances that are popular not only with children, but also with adults.
"The photo"
One of the variations of such a game-scene, which children of any age are happy to play.
Game progress:
Children are divided into two groups. One group will improvise, the other will guess. Actors from the first group must think of something: an animal, a profession, a natural phenomenon, heroes of their favorite fairy tales, etc.
Having guessed, children begin to move, depicting those actions that are inherent in the characters they envisioned, and another group of participants observes and analyzes. At some point, the presenter commands: "photo!" and all the actors from the first group freeze in the position in which they were at the time of the command.
The members of the second group must recognize the hidden characters. Then they switch roles with the members of the first group. Over time, the task can be complicated by inviting children to make a performance, for example, on the theme of their favorite fairy tales.
Playing fun mini-scenes is a great way to express yourself for kids of all ages. This type of creativity, like no other, stimulates the development of fantasy and imagination, gives a wonderful mood and makes any children's holiday unforgettable.
Teacher, specialist of the children's development center
Druzhinina Elena
Scene for Valentine's Day. Two cupids with a bow and arrow come out to do their work. An unusual scene where the participants need to go down to the auditorium.
The plot is this: the girls decide what to give their boyfriends on February 23rd. Only ladies participate in the scene. Finally, a legitimate reason to expel the men into the auditorium and heartily enjoy the scene.
This scene can be staged on March 8th and at a bachelorette party. The plot has already been revealed in the title: best friends tell everyone the secret of how to make and not lose best friends. Everything, of course, with humor.
Scene for March 8 in which men make fun of typical female things. This scene will well dilute the concert dedicated to International Women's Day.
It is difficult not only for women before February 23, but also for men before March 8. Everyone solves the most difficult task - what to give ?! This is what we joke about in this scene.
This scene can be shown at a concert in honor of March 8th, and at a corporate party of a beauty salon or store. After all, everyone wants to laugh at the stereotypical approaches to female beauty.
Imagine car designers have finally decided to create a purely feminine car. Yes, and give it to women on March 8th. You yourself understand that this scene is very funny.
Scene for Birthday or Anniversary. It can be quickly shown on any free spot in a cafe or restaurant. The birthday boy is happy and the guests are amused.
Another humorous scene on the topic of finding a birthday present. Choosing a gift is especially difficult. And in this case, the problem seems to be not solvable at all. In this plot, both the guests and the birthday man recognize themselves.
By the way, this scene is also suitable for the anniversary. Five to 10 people can take part in it. The more - the more fun the scene will be.
Scenes about school, study
By the name of the scene, it is already clear that it is the most school one. The plot is as follows: the headmaster of the school convenes a meeting to prepare the educational institution for the arrival of a strict check.
It is always interesting to imagine how children will be taught this way in forty, fifty years. And if you add humor to these dreams, you get a good scene for a school concert.
We tried to imagine how officials come up with new topics for graduation essays. This scene will organically look in a concert on the occasion of the last bell or graduation at school. It can be played by both teachers and students.
Imagine that the famous TV presenter Andrei Malakhov gave up his television programs and began to work as a literature teacher. In the scene, we tried to show what his lesson would look like.
Imagine that because of the crisis, a summit of leaders of all countries of the world was decided to be held in one of the children's health camps. The scene is also good because it is massive, but everyone does not need to learn words.
New Year's scenes
A dynamic, modern, and most importantly, a funny New Year's scene. The beginning is this: Santa Claus reads the letters of children and is finally disappointed in them.
A script for a New Year's party for younger students. Jack Sparrow, a young hacker, Santa Claus and Snow Maiden in one scenario. We guarantee humor!
Scenes-dialogues for two hosts of the New Year's Eve. They will help out your concert, they will connect even the most motley numbers. Light, funny, New Year's jokes.
On New Year's holidays, anything can happen. The scene is about this: the artistic director arranges a scolding to the artists who performed at the children's New Year's parties. A scene in the spirit of Comedy club with a fair amount of childish humor.
New topical scenario for children's New Year's holiday. Recognizable modern characters: Cashier "Pyaterochka", Ded Moroz, Snegurochka, Baba Yaga, and the symbol of the new 2019 - Pig.
The classic battle of the Old and New Years has been moved to the walls of an ordinary office. The stage is suitable for a corporate New Year's party. If your department was asked to stage a scene, take it and do not suffer.
The plot of the scene is as follows: astrologers-predictors compete in predictions of the new year for office employees. As you understand, all your intra-office joys and relevance can be woven into the scene. Success at the New Year's corporate party is guaranteed!
Let's fast forward about three hundred years ago and imagine how in Russia they switched to celebrating the New Year in winter. Let's do it in the form of a funny scene. If you rent theatrical costumes, the scene will be simply bombastic.
Actual New Year's scene on a school theme. About how hard it is for schoolchildren and teachers on the eve of the New Year. Suitable for school or student KVN on the New Year theme.
The plot of the scene is as follows: somewhere in the north there is a secret base for the preparation of Santa Claus. How can they be without preparation ?! You can show such a scene both at KVN and at a New Year's concert.