Scene of the fairy tale three girls under the window. Christian resources. Comic congratulations on the anniversary "Three Little Pigs"
Fairy tale "Three girls under the window"
Author: Three girls were spinning under the window late in the evening.
Singer If I were a queen, -
The author Says one girl, -
Singer I would sing day after day, become a superstar.
Fashion designer If I were a queen, -
Author Says her sister, -
Fashionista Wouldn't wear old clothes, she'd become the best couturier.
Queen If I were a queen, -
The author of the Third said the girl, -
Queen I would give birth to a hero for the father of the king.
Author I only managed to utter a word, the door creaked softly,
And the king enters the room, the sides of that sovereign.
King Good evening! It just so happened that I heard your words.
Be your way, girls! Be one of you a singer.
Voiced, super old, with a mic and a guitar.
And the other be a couturier!
Fashion designer Couturier!
King Do not argue with the king!
You will dress everyone very fashionably, and me first!
Well, you, soul-maiden, -
Author He says,
King be queen
And give birth to a hero to me by the end of September.
Author Tsar did not intend to take long. I got married the same evening,
And the queen is young, she doesn’t put off affairs in the distance,
From the first night I suffered. At that time there was a war.
The king said goodbye to his wife and set off on a long journey.
And the queen began to wait and protect the offspring.
(Reporters run out onto the stage with cameras and cameras, a singer walks, hides behind a throne, reporters run away).
Queen What a noise! Maybe a thunderstorm? I can't be worried.
Singer A! Sister, how are you?
Queen Yes, she has not yet given birth!
Well, what about you? Became a singer? Vocal, super old?
Singer Golosisty, super old. With microphone and guitar.
The king gave me as promised for the producer.
Oh, look! And here he is!
Queen What is your name?
Singer Philemon!
(Producer enters)
song. (phonogram "Tea Rose", during the song a devil climbs out of the black piano).
Philemon So, that's it! She got up and left. I said: I got up and left.
(The singer fawns on the producer, expels the queen from the throne and seats her husband).
Queen Look what! Drive the queen.
(pulls out a scroll) Phil! Can I sign?
Philemon A, autograph? It's possible! It's not difficult for me to subscribe.
What's written? "Decree! Decapitate at the same hour ... "
Decapitate? Who?
Queen A of this giver.
Philemon Are you a queen? Honest mother! I didn't recognize it. Sorry, dear!
You sit down, and we'll go! We should have time for an appointment
The oligarchs are there, the ranks are of this magnitude!
Queen And an autograph?
Philemon I'll run over to you later, if I may!
(Go away)
Queen Run in, of course you can! All sorts of people go, disturb!
(Just sits down, send the models. The queen lifts her legs to the throne. A fashion designer comes out, sings the song "Good for the beauties").
Fashionista Why, my dear queen, Didn't you recognize your sister?
Well, dear, how are you?
Queen Yes, until she gave birth.
But with such relatives it is not long to be born and before the term.
Fashionista Okay rat around, you better look at what I pinned.
Cool clothes - atas! At you just now.
And models are so models! It can be seen that they have eaten.
In general, do not open your mouth! What to your liking - choose!
(The queen takes one of the things and examines it skeptically)
Queen No, I certainly won't wear that, even at night.
Fashionista In vain! It's all the rage today. That's it, girls, we're leaving!
Change your mind, call! I'm in tent number 3
At Cherkizovsky, everyone knows where to find me, dear!
(They leave. The Queen leaves for the tent)
Author While the king beats long and fiercely far away,
The term of the motherland is coming; God gave them a son in arshin.
(The queen comes out of the tent with the child. The sisters run in).
Singer Oh! How good it is!
Fashionista Beautiful.
Singer The king's work was not in vain.
Fashionista Spout, eyes - stunned!
Singer Let me have a look too!
Fashionista And little hands - look!
Queen Hush you! Do not tear!
Singer Na, listen (puts headphones on the child) - this is your aunt singing!
Queen This music, sister, is not suitable for a child. (Pulls back the headphones)
Singer What! I do not like? (steps aside) Well, okay!
Fashionista Look! She's annoyed!
Go give birth to yours! You baby, look!
Super thing! Let's try it on now!
Queen I cannot believe my eyes.
Fashionista What are you rat! Yes, almost half of the planet walks in this.
Queen Before you had time to understand the world, say the first word,
And they already shove you everything that they themselves try on.
In the courtyard, at the entrance, at the school, everyone knows what is cooler,
What's in fashion, what's on air. All will be confused in a gray world.
(Leaves)
Fashionista Something I did not understand!
What a strange thing!
Singer Everything is clear. We sent!
Fashionista Are we leaving it that way?
We will resolve everything in an instant. So so! Sit down, write!
You are our king! Master of the world!
Singer Very beautifully said.
Fashion designer The queen gave birth to either a son or a daughter in the night;
Seal, seal! Will know how to offend!
(Go away)
(The king enters the scene, sits on the throne. The messenger comes running.)
Tsar In the night the queen gave birth to either a son or a daughter;
Not a mouse, not a frog, but an unknown animal.
I've seen this somewhere. Call Pushkin to me!
(Pushkin comes)
What are you, Pushkin - a son of a bitch! I invented it myself, said
And here it is, word for word! Which of you copied from which?
Pushkin Plagiarism! Your greatness! The most ordinary!
Tsar What was the distance in the fairy tale?
Pushkin They slandered that queen,
They let me in a barrel on the sea, saddened and forgotten.
Tsar Everything, now free, friend! Fairy tales, brothers, you need to listen!
The tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it - a lesson for good fellows.
(The king gets up and leaves)
Author On the same day the tsar hastily surrendered and turned to his wife.
(The king comes out with the queen and with the child)
And the sisters, sensing grief, a fashionista with a pop star
Scattered to the corners. They were found to be strong there.
Then they confessed everything, confessed, burst into tears.
The king, with such joy, let the sisters go home.
Pushkin I was there; I drank honey, beer - and I just wet my mustache.
The final exit of the actors.
When choosing a scenario for a wedding celebration, almost all couples in love are wondering how to make the holiday fun and memorable for guests for a long time.
That is why the tendency to organize themed weddings does not lose its position at the present time. Having arranged a festive banquet with contests in the style of funny fairy tales, future spouses and their guests will plunge into a unique atmosphere filled with funny jokes, comic scenes and a joyful mood.
Ideas for carrying out sketches, fairy tales, impromptu, costume congratulations
Even a novice host is quite capable of organizing a wedding celebration unforgettable, and the atmosphere is joyful and relaxed.
You just need to include the "Fairy Tale for a Wedding" competition in the entertainment program of the festive event. Scenes with witty texts and the direct participation of invited guests always cause laughter, are awarded with applause - that is, they increase the degree of fun several times at once, allowing everyone to get to know each other, discarding conventions and defusing the atmosphere of a social event.
To make the wedding sparkle with fun, it is better to use short fairy tales familiar from childhood, the plot of which is known to everyone thoroughly. This decision will enable any person present at the holiday to become a participant in a comic story.
The more colorful the characters, the more interesting and cool the scene will turn out.
Here is a list of just a small list of fairy tales for contests and sweepstakes at a wedding:
- "Turnip";
- "Three Bears";
- a plot from The Little Humpbacked Horse;
- an excerpt from "The Tale of Tsar Saltan" - "Three girls under the window ...";
- "Little Red Riding Hood and the Gray Wolf".
It is advisable to choose a fairy tale in advance, having discussed the topic of entertainment with the newlyweds. This will allow you to prepare all the necessary props and music for the competition. The combination of modern fiery compositions and good old fairy tales, of course, in the form of a remake, can give those present a sea of \u200b\u200bpositive emotions from the action.
At the wedding, it is also customary to present the married couple with gifts.
Of course, each of the guests wants his present to become the most valuable and remembered by the newlyweds among the other gifts.
This can be achieved if you prepare an original congratulation in the form of a mini-scene from some famous fairy tale, reworking the text to the theme of a festive event. Alternatively, the following lines are perfect (especially if they are said from the heart):
We wish you heartily and joyfully
May you live sweetly!
(give the newlyweds a jar of honey)
To overcome everything together
Do not part, do not get sick!
(give a car first aid kit)
Good luck, let him smile
And let the house
will be a full bowl,
Love remains forever
Your reliable companion!
(here the main gift is already presented to the young). Any guest with a bright charisma and a sparkling sense of humor can have fun, stirring up everyone present, raising the spirits with his little funny performance.
As a rule, people with such character traits are always surrounded by newlyweds, and they will gladly take part in funny contests at a wedding banquet.
Scene "Three girls under the window"
An excerpt from a fairy tale in verse by A.S. is considered one of the coolest and most humorous costume contests. Pushkin's "The Tale of Tsar Saltan", namely its very beginning. Phrases from the creation of the great poet, of course, are changed to more comic and amusing in meaning.
You can come up with the text yourself or find a suitable script on the Internet. In order for the mini-performance to pass with obvious success and arouse Homeric laughter and thunderous applause from everyone, the toastmaster should ask the newlyweds in advance which of their friends and relatives will best play the role of fairy maidens.
The ideal option would be to invite representatives of the stronger sex to participate in the scene, because it is in their performance that the contenders for the king's hand will turn out to be incomparably hilarious and unforgettably colorful.
Here is a rough list of the requisites that you may need:
- three colorful long sundresses (it is great if they are sewn in the Russian folk style);
- kokoshniks or bright scarves;
- long hair wigs or false braids;
- balloons (they will make a gorgeous female bust for each of the sisters);
- a saucepan and a large ladle for the cook;
- a piece of cloth, rolled up - for a weaver;
- doll or big baby doll - for the third girl.
The appearance of mummers in the hall will cause smiles on the faces of those present, laughter and humorous comments.
In this video, another funny tale for your wedding:
And the performance itself will obviously be perky, fun, with jokes and ironic comments from the guests.
A wedding celebration is an important event not only for future spouses, but also for their relatives and friends. Everyone equally wants to have fun from the heart at a beautiful and fun holiday. The use of costume contests and amusing scenes with the direct participation of guests and newlyweds in the wedding scenario will create an atmosphere of liveliness and easy fun, which is sometimes so difficult to achieve in an unfamiliar company, because at such an event most people see each other for the first time.
Scene for Anniversary or Birthday “Congratulations from New Russian attendants”.
(two participants come out, dancing, dressed in new Russian attendants and singing a verse to the tune of ditties):
We don't sow or plow,
But we don't sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance
Happy birthday people!
Matryona (speaking):
Flower, and Flower! Why are you as wrinkled as a roll of toilet paper today?
Flower:
Oh, don't tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better to congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day ?!
Judging by your appearance, you have not come up with anything good!
Flower:
Well, why is this ?! What do you think I'm not good for anything, or what ?!
Duc, your expiration date is long gone!
Flower:
Say it too! Yes, all the men still look back at me! Look, look, and our hero of the day looks so mysteriously!
Clear business, a riddle! Why, they say, they pinned themselves here, and even a couple ?!
Flower:
Come on, Matryona, let's show him the breadth of our repertoire!
Come on Flower, sing along! You are the most vociferous among us two!
Flower: (sings to the tune of the song "Murka")
You and I, Matryona, were lucky with the hack:
We will sing a verse to the hero of the day!
He decorated his shoulders with a new jacket,
He's a cool authority! (repeat last 2 lines)
What are you doing, Flower ?! I don’t recognize you directly, you are our sentimental! Where did you get such a tune ?!
Flower:
Yes so, inspired ...
You listen to what the birthday boy needs to sing on Jubilee:
(sings, addressing the hero of the day, to the tune of the song "A soldier is walking through the city"):
Your guests on the Anniversary
They sit nicely!
Hints "Pour us!"
Their anxious look!
Prepared toast
They all drink for you!
“You are beautiful, there are no words!” -
We say, loving,
We say, loving!
We will remember your Anniversary!
We will fill the glasses
And we'll drink everything to the bottom today and more than once!
We wish you happiness
Believe that we are very happy
Happy Holidays to you
The most beautiful now!
(repeat the last 4 lines, marching, approach the birthday boy for a kiss, and then Flower says):
Dear birthday boy, respect the old ladies, have a drink with us at brotherhood, we will remember with a kind word!
(congratulations on the Jubilee and have a drink with the birthday boy at the brotherhood)
SCENE-CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE NEW RUSSIAN
(he is wearing a black T-shirt, and on his chest there is a thick chain, in his hands an envelope with money or for fun - souvenir bucks)
- Lyudmila! What are you, vnature, we have a birthday girl by all standards, or what?
- I wish no one crumbles a loaf on your head!
- I give you bucks for promotion - get rich,
- And the roof will be needed - contact me!
SCENE FOR ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY "THREE GIRLS UNDER THE WINDOW OF SANDS LATE IN THE EVENING"
Three maidens by the window
We sang late in the evening!
You all ask about whom
Did they all three sing?
About a friend about her
We sang songs on the Anniversary!
(three girls come out, each sing their own song for the birthday girl)
1 GIRL (you can attach a long braid to her).
(sings a song to the tune “Birch, dear friend)
Lyubasha, dear friend,
You are my idol, my favorite!
Tell me, how can it be without each other,
Tell me, how can it be without each other
We treated you! (3 lines last to repeat)
You reach for me with your soul
You put your hands on my shoulders
When I feel bad, you are with me
If you feel bad - I'm with you,
You can't spill water on us forever! (3 lines last to repeat)
2 FRIEND
(sings a song to the tune "We honestly want to tell you")
I must honestly tell you
I need such a friend!
She, like the sun, is affable, sweet
And her kindness drove me crazy!
Lyuba, Lyuba, my dear friend,
After all, everyone around you is delighted!
So you stay the same always
I wish you happiness for many years! (Repeat entire verse)
3 FRIEND (you can wear a sultry Cuban wig and dress, as the song is sung to the tune of "Beisan, beisan mucho ...")
No you,
There is no better you
There is no more beautiful than you and smarter and kinder!
No you,
You are not cooler!
I am happy that you are called my friend!
We all love you, dear Lyubochka,
And we adore you!
The kindest, very beautiful,
I repeat, loving!
Let you
Everything is working out!
May all dreams and desires come true on time!
May happiness
Will not turn away!
Joy, love protect your home threshold!
CHORUS REPEAT
SCENE FOR ANNIVERSARY, BIRTHDAY OF A BOILER WORKER
As you know, without water
Neither there nor syudy!
We often suffer
From such nonsense.
But our birthday girl
Troubleshoot problems
On her watch, we know
Water is not a shortage!
For this, the grateful tenants will perform a touching song for our beautiful birthday girl!
(tenants come out - a woman in curlers, in a dressing gown and with a basin in her hands, and a man in family shorts and with two glasses, one of which is filled with water, during the chorus he pours water from a glass into a glass)
SONG OF GRATEFUL RESIDENTS
(to the motive "How steamers are seen off, not at all like trains")
At our boiler room Tatiana
Has been working for a year
Hot water all the time
This is why our house lives on!
The tap water in the kitchen is splashing
And the water warms us
And the heart trembles with joy
When there is water in the apartment!
Water, water, water runs
Water, water, water everywhere!
She looks beyond the degrees
The water pressure is always good!
To treat work like that
You will hardly find people!
She is so funny
And the voice is ringing like a stream!
Charging everyone with optimism,
The look of her eyes shines!
Water, water, water runs
Water, water, we always have!
SCENE FOR BIRTHDAY, ANNIVERSARY.
SONG OF D'ARTANYAN (the husband of the birthday girl is wearing his costume):
(to the tune "I love you, life!")
- I love you, Tanya,
Which in itself is not new!
I love you, Tan!
I love you over and over again!
After a hard day
I come home from work tired
You feed me
Even though you have worked hard!
Oh, how the years fly by
Well, let it be, do not be sad, dear!
Guests will confirm everything-
You are young as before!
In the light of every day
I am so happy that I have no rest!
Kiss me
Let everyone know what it is!
Scene for the Anniversary or Birthday of the woman "Brownie". (Brownie comes out - this is a participant in the scene with a shaggy beard and tousled hair, dressed in a flowered shirt, belted with a string and short pants with patches. He sings to the birthday girl a song to the tune of "Robins")
I beg you for courage
Pour me a glass!
I will say then in the hour of joy
Why come to you!
(the birthday girl pours a glass of brownie, he drinks and sings the following verse):
Do you like to clean everything in the apartment
And you observe cleanliness everywhere specifically!
Trying to sweep the corners better,
You whip on my buttocks imperceptibly!
I beg you, be gentle
With me, Marina, henceforth,
In the corner, so that, without fear, I
I could sit until dark!
Dear birthday girl, now take a gift from me:
(takes out a broom)
I personally steamed this broom,
To make it softer in appeal! (slaps himself with a broom in various places)
And you can wave them without rules,
I declare to you on your birthday!
I sincerely congratulate you
And I wish to blossom, blossom!
Today I promise in front of everyone:
I will always guard your house!
Scene for the anniversary or birthday of a man "Chastushki from New Russian attendants"
(two men come out, dressed up with new Russian grandmothers and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along with a children's balalaika or a guitar):
Flower:
The hero of the day needs a couple
Compliments to say!
So, let's be in the heat
Remember them with Matryona!
Give me your word soon
The tongue itches very much!
I already have it ready
Congratulations - just chic!
Flower:
Tie your tongue tighter
I will not give up the place!
I really need a compliment
I love the hero of the day!
You forgot to see at all
Why I came here!
The sign of attention is very asking
Jubilee from us, you bastard!
Flower:
You're right, I'm really crazy
When I see Vova!
But I am shy to say "I love"
He has his own family!
Drift, not drift, but still need
Be bolder for you and me!
So, together we will shout together:
"Happy Anniversary, dear!"
(go up to the hero of the day with kisses)
(runs out skipping Childhood is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):
Wait a minute, my childhood
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead ?!
Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Scare off any attack-
This is, of course, in childhood
We must fall in immediately!
Let me tell you meaningfully:
Everything is forgivable to you today!
So listen and complete all my assignments:
I know you will remember with pleasure
What I did as a child
As carefree with friends
You jumped on a rope!
(offer to ride a rope)
To restore you
For further tricks of strength,
I suggest you drink
This super dope is cute!
(offer a glass of vodka to the birthday boy)
The ball is a child's best friend!
Remember childhood again
Step aside
And kick with your knee!
(the birthday boy kicks the ball with his knee, and the guests loudly count how many times he can do it so that the ball does not fall)
Yes, you kick masterly
What can I say for a long time!
We need you seriously
Very generous to reward!
(jokingly pouring a glass of vodka for the birthday boy)
We are the acacia whistle
In childhood they did it more than once!
Musical variations
We are waiting from you now!
(offer the birthday boy to play the children's whistle or pipe)
For such numbers
Together we shout “Hurray!”
And they ask for a glass too
Your kids are guests!
(all together drink a toast to the happy childhood of the birthday boy)
(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old flowered skirt with a jacket, in his hands he has a basket of drugs and he turns to the birthday boy with the words):
Dear birthday boy!
Though you look healthy
And he was in good health since childhood,
But still, dear, no offense,
Take these funds as a gift!
I am a master of medicine
And your witch doctor's secret
I will open it to everyone on my birthday
There is no more mystery in this!
(takes a large head of garlic out of the basket and introduces the first remedy):
Dope grass, don't argue with me
Eliminate any ailment!
Eat tops and roots
To clear out the intestines!
Unpleasant smell
Everyone will be plunged into a slight shock
But you eat in principle
Foolish grass root!
(gives the birthday boy garlic and takes out a second remedy - horseradish or a jar of mashed horseradish, which can be bought in a store, introduces the second remedy):
That there was no betrayal
And everything in the family was friendly
Once a week this fuck
You really need to eat at night!
He will raise the tone at once
And it will take care of your chakra!
He is, believe me, the champion
Compared to Viagra!
(gives this tool and takes out a third - a bottle of vodka, on which you can write “Moonshine” in large size, represents it):
Sprinkle with living water
You need everything in your apartment!
This method is not easy,
But known in the whole world!
You are from the inside first
Please the body with it
And then sprinkle
All corners with their water!
Dora, dora, tomato,
We caught a thief in the garden
This is a small worm
I ate a barrel of an apple!
And the birthday girl is with us
Gardener, well, just class!
She's always fine
Fruits, vegetables and garden beds!
That's why the question
We call the worm for interrogation:
Let him explain to the guests
Your excellent appetite!
(a man comes out dressed as a worm, that is, you can put a very long green hat on your head, he greedily gnaws an apple, then sings a song):
SAND OF THE GARDEN PEST.
(to the motive “We are funny guys, we are october guys”)
I, friends, are a signaling device
Indicator from nitrates!
If I eat an apple-
So everyone can eat!
I respect plum and pear,
I just love cherries!
Don't scold me in vain
I'm more useful than aphids!
Dear birthday girl!
Let me be in your garden
I'll find a job for myself!
I am a pest, but not harmful!
And this copper sulphate
I give you in reserve
From aphids so that he saved the harvest!
Dear birthday girl!
One came to visit us
An unusual citizen!
He looks a little weird
He wants to say "thank you"
And for what - now we will find out.
The guest! We invite you!
(a man comes out with very large ears made of cardboard, foam rubber or sewn from something, he sings a song to the birthday girl):
USHASTIK'S SONG.
(to the tune of the song about Cheburashka "I was once a strange, nameless toy ...")
I was once strange
I ate semolina porridge,
Therefore, I have grown such ears!
About fashionable diets
I learned from the newspaper
And immediately, foolishly, immediately applied!
But somehow on Sunday
Me for my birthday
Larissa invited me and I decided to go
From delicious treats
Pleasant impressions
I couldn't go away for a long, long time!
I spit on a diet
I bought myself some candy!
Thank you, Larissa, I want to tell you
For inviting
And she fed deliciously
After all, the ears have become cool again!
(removes big ears and says toast):
To consolidate my result,
I ask everyone to pour it now!
Dear birthday girl!
A guest has arrived to you from the East,
He is a famous dock in miracles!
He's on the carpet, so that faster
Arrived for the Anniversary!
This is the well-known and amazing Old Man Hottabych!
(Hottabych comes out in a dressing gown, a turban, with a long beard, with a rug under his arm. Folding his palms in an oriental way, he bows to the birthday girl, says to her: “Hello, the most beautiful of the birthday girls!” Then he turns to the guests: “Hello, honorable guests! ”She spreads the rug, sits on it, bending her legs eastward, and then says to the birthday girl):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, the light of my eyes! Incomparable and most beautiful birthday girl Antonina! I came here to fulfill all your innermost desires! But let me first, my wisest, ask you some wise questions!
(the birthday girl allows)
HOTTABYCH:
I listen and obey!
Oh, my dearest! Please listen to my first question:
Is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row?
(the correct answer is no, because there is a night between them!)
Oh, my beloved! My second question is: what is given to the birthday girl, and people use it more often than she does?
(the correct answer is name)
Oh, my wise one! And my third question: from what canvas can not be sewn a costume for a birthday girl?
(the correct answer is from the railway)
May there be peace and prosperity in your house, about the healing balm of my soul!
And now I will fulfill all your secret desires! And I will do this with the help of your honorable guests, O most beautiful of the beautiful! And so that the guests do not resist your desires, I will pull out three hairs from my magic beard!
Listen and understand! (pulls out the first hair)
Fulfill all the wishes of the birthday girl! (pulls out the second hair)
May it be so and not otherwise! (pulls out the third hair)
(gets up from the rug, approaches the guests with an oriental bow and says to them):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, honorable guests! Now you will fulfill the wishes of the birthday girl by completing these simple tasks. Please, for all my ready, draw out each of your tickets!
(Hottabych takes a bag with numbers from his pocket and the guests pull them out in turn, then Hottabych gives them a task in turn):
TASKS FOR GUESTS:
Kohl came to the Jubilee,
Drink some vodka soon!
Drink a glass of wine
For a ruddy face!
Treat your neighbor to the left
A shot of vodka skillfully!
You, my friend, have the right
Smack your friend on the right on the cheek!
Say a compliment now
The birthday girl from us!
To make it more fun
Sing us a song soon!
Guests are good today
Throw away your timidity,
Tell an anecdote
This is what the people expect from you!
It will be fun with us
If you get up now
Swallow, my friend,
Toast telling us a little!
The birthday girl is with us
A lovely sight, just class!
Come to her, hug
And smile to all the guests!
Kiss the birthday girl
Just don't spoil too much!
Well, and you, my friend, the wall
Kiss, standing with your back,
Forget at least for a while
About chondrosis your beloved!
Draw a circle with your right foot
Pounding on the tummy with my left hand,
At the same time, try to drink a glass,
I shouldn't spill a drop!
Use modern jargon now
Confessing love to the birthday girl
My order is the strictest law
Do not hesitate to speak!
(after completing all the tasks, Hottabych says):
HOTTABYCH:
Oh, the most beautiful birthday girl! And now the main surprise that I have prepared for you!
To please your wonderful eyes and ears, as well as to bring joy to distinguished guests, now my students will perform an oriental dance, not sparing their belly!
Summary: A scene about how three girls imagined their marriage, only one of them was looking for the will of God in the matter of choosing a life partner.
CHARACTERS: Narrator, three girls (Dunya, Marya, Alenka), four brothers, mother, grandmother, demon
DETAILS: Room decoration - table, chairs, Bibles
Part I.
Narrator: Three girls under the window
Gathered in the evening.
They took the Bibles, opened them up
Talked, talked ...
Dunya: I want to get married, sisters,
Narrator: This is a girl speaking.
And the other echoes her:
Marya: Hurry, hurry.
Alenka: What are you, dear sisters,
We shouldn't be in a hurry
Pray first
Narrator: The third maid said.
I only managed to utter
The door creaked softly
And in armor, like the heat of grief,
Enter three heroes.
All handsome men are daring
In God, the warriors are young.
The maidens of the guests are seated
At their table and ask:
Dunya: Oh you, guests, gentlemen,
How long have you traveled? Where to?
Marya: Is it okay across the sea or is it bad?
Was there any miracle there?
Narrator: The brothers say in response:
1st: We have traveled all over the world.
Better than Russia - no!
Life is not bad across the sea,
In the light, here's a miracle:
An island on the sea lies
Densely covered with greenery.
2nd: He lives on that island,
Wonderful people.
They know the Son and the Father,
God's Spirit burns in hearts.
3rd: We have seen many countries,
Brothers and sisters were met.
There are many new ones among them,
Strong soldiers of Christ.
Narrator: The guests bowed to the sisters,
They went out and set off.
Part II.
Narrator: Before they could close the door,
Well the girls talk.
Dunya: That's what, dear sisters,
Narrator: One damsel says,
Dunya: After all, they did not appear to us in vain
These three heroes.
You girls as you wish
Take at least someone as your husband,
I've already looked after myself.
And I'll get down to business.
Marya: You, Dunyasha, do not be wise,
Tell us the whole truth.
Dunya: Okay, I'll start over,
Narrator: So the damsel answered.
Dunya: Have you heard, sister,
Talk about abroad?
After all, they could not lie,
We were told the whole truth.
It means that they have connections.
Here is such a necessary groom!
The brunette with the beard
Why is he not good-looking?
He is handsome and clever,
The camp is even and strong.
You need to turn the guy around
Marry him to yourself.
Marya: Right, Dunka, you said
And I found myself.
I liked one,
That pretty blonde.
He plays the keys
Understands English.
Alenka: What are you, Marya and Dunyasha,
Our hope is in God!
There is a time for everything in the world
This is God's lesson to us:
Time to sow, time to reap
Time to do, time to wait
Time to get married
It's time to raise kids.
I believe the hour will come -
God will send husbands for us.
Dunya: What are you, dear sister,
So you will stay in girls
Marya: So, Alyonushka, our light,
You will wait a hundred years for your husband.
Narrator: The sisters chuckled
And they went to their rooms.
They only went out the door,
Mother and grandmother entered.
Mother: At least we stood at a distance,
But accidentally heard
Your serious conversation.
Grandma: The fence was very thin.
Mother: Take offense or not,
Here is some advice.
Mind yourself
Don't miss the groom.
Grandma: People are laughing at you
It will soon be twenty years.
Than that brother is not nice to you,
The one that the third came?
Alenka: Mom, grandmother, why?
He is not sweet at all to his heart!
Narrator: So Alenka answered,
I almost burst into tears.
Only relatives together
All stood their ground.
Grandma: I'm going to die soon,
Grandma: I would like to see
Children and die.
Give me a grandson
We need heroes.
Alenka: You don't rush me
And wait a little.
I will think about everything
I will ask the Lord about this.
Narrator: Mother and grandmother nodded
And they went, did not stand.
And Alyonushka sighed,
I wiped a tear from my eyes
And sat down on a bench
Think your own thought:
How can she, poor thing, be?
What should she do?
Are her sisters right?
The beautiful girl was tormented.
But the head ached
And she sat down on the bench.
I nodded in a corner
Dozed off and fell asleep.
Part III.
Narrator: A girl has a strange dream:
As if he sees that in the light
She alone sits
And in his anguish he is silent.
Suddenly out of nowhere
Take the devil and appear.
He crept up to her quietly,
Taped on the shoulder lightly
And he said to her:
Demon: My clear light,
That is quiet as a rainy day
Grieved for what?
I don’t understand something.
Narrator: And Alenka answers:
Alenka: Sadness, melancholy eats me up.
I don't know what to choose
How should I proceed further?
Imp: And what do you choose?
Do not you understand,
That a brother was from God,
The one that the third came?
He's smarter than the first two,
And blush and whiter ...
(aside) I said something wrong.
Earned, tired.
But I'll confuse the maiden
I tell her this!
So, back, perhaps, to the point.
What was her grandma singing to her?
(to her) People are laughing at you,
It will soon be twenty years.
There, you see, and thirty-five.
You will blame yourself.
Tinker on your mustache
Don't miss the groom.
Alenka: Maybe the sisters are right, mom?
Maybe I'm stubborn?
Only he is not sweet to his heart,
The one that the third came.
Imp: Is that so important or not?
I'll give you this advice:
Is it really a hunt to wait
Something incomprehensible?
All the same to give birth to children,
To raise and educate them,
So don't try to think
And rather agree.
Narrator: And my heart still hurts,
He does not order her to listen to the words.
And Alenka could not stand it,
I wanted to turn around
Know who is talking to her,
Lo and behold, this demon is worth it.
Alenka: That's where these speeches come from!
Get out far away
So that I don't see you.
Narrator: The imp decided to save himself.
Part IV.
Narrator: Immediately the girl woke up
Oto sleep and roused herself.
Alenka: What a strange dream I had?
My heart's call was confirmed.
So I was right
That she did not give consent.
I have a narrowed one from God,
And I will judge strictly
Will of God or not.
This is my vow.
Narrator: And Alenka prayed,
Strengthened in the power of God.
I just finished praying
The door to the parlor creaked.
Grandma and mother enter
And all the sisters again.
Dunya: We wanted to apologize.
Marya: But they didn't dare wake you up.
Mother: We argued with you.
Grandma: But this is a sin.
Dunya: You were right, sister,
Husband is not a mitten for you,
You can't shake off a white handle
And you can't shut it up in the belt.
Marya: We are about this about everything
Have thought through.
Grandma: It was as if a demon had beguiled us.
Alenka: I'm not angry with you.
Narrator: We'd still sit for a long time,
Only the guests arrived.
Again to them, like the heat of grief,
Enter three heroes.
And the fourth with them too
And handsome and handsome.
Alyonka looks at him
And suddenly sighs softly.
He won’t believe that it’s not a dream.
(pause) My heart says: It's HE!
Narrator: The tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it,
Lesson for our girls.
Scene "Three Sisters on New Year's Eve"
Once upon a time, there were 3 sisters: Marfushenka, the older one, Nastushenka, the mediocre one, Alyonushka, the youngest, and the mirror (it comes out modestly on the side). And so the 3 sisters sang under the window late in the evening, sang sang and said how to get married to them, how to find suitors on New Year's Eve. And then the older sister, Marfushenka, comes out to the center and says(music - there is a hope to marry a prince), and the middle sister Nastushenka screamed bitterly (music is loneliness bastard ), and the youngest Alyonushka said(music - female happiness would be cute next).
And so the sisters decided to unwind and went to the New Year's disco: showing off, showing mercy in front of their mirror, spoke tenderly. The oldest Marfushenka came up to the mirror first and asks, "Am I the nicest in the world, all blush and whiter?" And her mirror in return(music - well, you're so scary.)
And the second Nastyushenka laughed to the mirror, quickly gathered herself, came up and asks: am I the loveliest in the world, blush and whiter than all? "And the mirror answered her.(muses. How did you get me)
Well, the youngest Alyonushka only modestly went to the mirror, and it began to sing(music. how beautiful you are today).
Only the mirror sang the door creaked quietly and the Tsar entered the room - the sides of that sovereign(music "Well, wait a minute"). And the sisters stood up modestly and bowed to the king. The sovereign was single, though no longer young. The king of maidens looked around and became thoughtful(muses. Girls are different)
The girls were shy, but not at all at a loss. And the first who decided to speak out to the tsar - the elder sister Marfushenka, came up and said so bluntly(music. Pupsik, my sweet baby)
The tsar was expecting such pressure, he already wanted to run away, then the second Nastushenka jumped up, dismissed the first and told the emperor(muses Playboy is just a hero) , and the youngest Alyonushka is also not baked, she went to the middle, straightened her hair, took a full chest of air and said(music. Take me) And they merged in a dance (muses. "Striptease")
The sovereign was agitated ate-ate he restrained himself, and then the mirror arrived in time, well, the king's ear sang that Alyonka was just(music. Sex bom). In euphoria, the tsar swam and, with joy, decided to give everyone gifts not to forget, and this is what the eldest Marfushenka asked (music Black Boomer ), and the middle one said so bluntly (the girls' best friends are diamonds), and the youngest Alyonushka did not ask for any gifts, but only expressed her desire(music. I want, I want you to like it). Oh, the tsar was at a loss to please everyone. All the girls are good, and he said from the heart(music if I were a sultan).
Well, you know, the mirror here revolted menacingly over the king, bent over said(music. What are you hinting at the royal muzzle?).
We are the king, father, not in the east, so we have to choose one and only one bride. And the king thought, thought and thought, he approached the girls and so directly and said (muses. only I don’t have money as always.)
As they heard these speeches, the sister Marfushenka was indignant, went up to the king and gave him a slap in the face and said(music went out.) And Nastya jumped up, almost knocked the Tsar off his feet, and then waved her arms and said to the Tsar's eyes(music. I'll send him to heaven for an asterisk.)
Our tsar understood everything here and already looked at Alyonushka with caution, realized Alyonushka looked at the tsar, but not menacingly, but affectionately, and sang in a gentle voice(music. I'll kiss you).
The tsar decided not to hesitate and to marry Alenka and did not forget to take the sisters to the palace. Everything was great and they played a wedding on New Year's Eve.
Our artists performed, but not everything said, they forgot to wish you a Happy New Year (music. New Year).