Games and contests with jokes for a corporate party. Have fun on the New Year with colleagues. Scenarios for the New Year for adults Scenarios for New Year's corporate parties for educators
New Years corporate partyDubinko Lyudmila Ivanovna, teacher of mathematics, secondary school No. 5 from Zhuravsky
Leading:
We wish you bright and joyful days
Health, success, reliable friends.
May the New Year bring you
More luck and less trouble.
Save you a lot of worries
He will dispel sadness, he will drive away sadness,
I wish you from the bottom of my heart - no regrets!
Health to you, smiles and love,
And a lot - a lot of happiness ahead!
Leading:
Another beautiful year has passed
In which it sang and was sad,
And what did not fit in it,
Let everything come in the new.
Leading:
Outside a strong wind is blowing, frost is crackling, and in our hall it is warm and cozy.
I propose to raise glasses and announce the first toast so that our hearts also feel warm and cozy.
Leading: There is very little time left, and the New Year will come into its own. But there is no D. M. with the Snow Maiden. Let's call them.
Come out CAT (dark glasses on the eyes, in the hands of a cane) AND FOX (with a huge shoulder bag)and sing in a low voice
Great country, there are no more,
And the people are titans, not parasites.
Good people are at the head.
In terms of bribes, they are impregnable.
Our times are always troubled.
Our rivers are always muddy!
Businessmen at honorable us,
And the laws of the country are lovely.
About Russia I compose an ode,
About our native land.
I don't know of any other:
Everything here is nice, everything is upside down!
Only the childless live in the cities,
And where there is no light - large families.
Everyone has pistols, and not gas ones!
And our combines are disposable.
Our intentions are the purest!
Our watches are the fastest!
Our dwarfs are the biggest
And we have only mercury rains.
CAT: We heard you called Santa Claus, we realized that it was a holiday here, which means you can taste something delicious. We can stay.
They go around everyone sitting and ask to put something in the bag.
(MUSIC SOUNDS)
Santa Claus enters with the Snow Maiden and congratulates all those present.
Snow Maiden: Grandpa, where is your gift bag?
Father Frost: My assistants bring in the bag.
(SOUND BELLS)
Running in with signs on the chest (the logo of the school for athletes) physical education teachers harnessed with jump ropes. They hold a large tablecloth in which there are gifts by the four corners.
Santa Claus: Well I ask everyone to come to the casket and sort out the gifts according to their hearts.
Baba Yaga appears from the casket and distributes gifts to everyone.
- Do not think you are angry with us - a nail will come in handy in the household.
- To keep your teeth from hurting, brush them at least once a week. (Toothbrush)
- They wanted to get a flashlight, but you got just a ball.
- You got this soap so that you wash your hands more often.
- To find out your income, a notepad will come in handy.
- Pour this into a glass and drink slowly.
- After a glass of snack - it's very important.
- Here is a paper napkin instead of a sleeve.
- And for dessert, we have candy for you.
- You would like a piano, but got a calendar.
- Hope for the best in life
- Glue take, if something is not glued.
- Get the main prize, you get an egg grill.
- Although people say that vodka is poison. We give you a glass of poison as a reward.
- There is no typewriter, we offer this item. (pen)
- We give you toothpaste so that you are toothy.
- Hooray! - shout to the whole world. Your car is a souvenir.
- When you go for a walk, so that your trousers do not sleep, you have these steel pins with you.
- Here's a little brooch for you - smile at least a little.
- You will need your donated stocking for the future.
- Read about all the news in the world in the newspaper.
- Whatever you eat in the dining room, get a bay leaf.
- Don't get sick, be strong, I'm handing you the pills.
- To always be beautiful, hurry up to get the cream.
- I give out without a document, you got this tape.
- And not just, and not thick: the payoff is a fork of cabbage.
- Get it - hurry up, you have a notebook: write poetry.
- You should not be angry at the prize: you can ride on the broom.
- Happiness fell into your hands, you got three potatoes.
Leading: Everyone who didn't get presentsget a win-win lottery.
Lottery tickets are distributed to guests, and at the end of the holiday small but pleasant souvenirs are raffled off.
(THE GYPSY GIRL SOUNDS)
Gypsy: How you forgot about me and didn’t invite me to your evening. Well, gild the pen, I'll tell you the whole truth.
- Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation on it - a car.
- If you wear clothes inside out on June 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will meet love!
- Come to the boss from the left foot - and you will be promoted.
- When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your fate.
- Do not relax too much, otherwise your road will be to the state house.
- Expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
- Fireworks of bright events await you in the third decade of January. Start preparing immediately.
- Today is the best day for you! As well as everyone else!
- Smile always! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be quiet! And no one will call you a bore.
Leading: And now pop stars will perform in front of you.
Music number.
Leading: I ask you to come up for the prize of the one who correctly solves the riddle.
- People from the same beach. (Conjugates)
- If a child reads a lot of poetry, he can become a poet, if he reads only about robbers, he will become .... (deputy)
- A person who has received many awards. (literate)
- A man with a big forehead. (Lobotryas)
- People living on labor income. (Shooters)
- Bandit, tormented by foolishness. (bandura player)
- All covered with greenery, absolutely all. (New Russian)
- What is growing, but we do not notice. (welfare)
- A very tanned person. (Black person)
- Steam treatment for psychos. (Parapsychology)
- Human behavior is simple and natural. (Rudeness)
- A young woman going her own way. (Confused)
Leading: Cards with verbs and nouns. The player draws 2 cards. If they match in sound - a prize.
DRESS - I WILL IRON
BROOCH - ATTACH ON THE CHEST
CAT - I WILL TAKE IN HANDS AND WILL IRON
POCKET HANDKERCHIEF - I WILL PERFUME AND PUT IN POCKET
SOAP - I WILL TAKE IT TO THE BATH
CAR - SIT AND GO
NUTS - RUN AND REMOVE
VIOLIN - I WILL PLAY IT
HAT - I WILL PUT ON THE HEAD
SAUSAGE - FRY AND REMOVE
GREEN ONION - I WILL PUT IN OKROSHKA
CRYSTAL VASE - I WILL PUT ON THE TABLE AND I WILL ADMIRE IT
HANDKERCHIEF - I WILL WIPE THE NOSE
UMBRELLA - COVER FROM THE RAIN
FLOWERS - I WILL Smell
CAKE - ENJOY
MUSTARD - I WILL SPRAY ON THE BREAD
DOLL - WASH AND GET TO SLEEP
FUN COMPETITIONS
Leading: We invite you to take part in the competition. You need to fill the glasses with a teaspoon. Whoever completes the task faster gets the opportunity to make a toast.
Host: Two Teams line up in two lines facing each other. Players in each team, from first to last, must pass each other some kind of round thing: an orange, a ball, a round toy. In this case, you can use only the chin or shoulder. You can't help yourself with your hands. If a thing falls to the floor, then everything starts from the beginning.
Leading: Place the button on the index finger of your hand and, turning to your playmate, invite him to place the button on his index finger. No other finger is allowed. The one who does not hold and drops the button is out of the game.
Leading: Players freeze in different poses. The host remembers the poses of the players, their clothes and leaves the room. The players make 5 changes in their postures and clothes.
(not everyone has five, but only five). The leader must return everything to its original position. If the host has found all five changes, then the players fulfill his wish as a reward. Otherwise, you need to drive again.
WIN-LOSE LOTTERY
- Sound pickup system "I do not like - do not listen" (huge ear).
- Fruit of temptation (apple).
- A remedy for talkativeness (dummy).
- Sewing machine (needle and thread).
- Electric lighter (box of matches).
- Painting by an unknown artist (postcard).
- Washing machine (eraser).
- Bird of the future (egg).
- Measuring instrument (centimeter).
- Aircraft (balloon).
- Means for weight loss (skipping rope).
- Synthetic backpack universal (cellophane bag).
- Disinfectant (soap).
- Crystal chandelier (bulb).
- Diet food (chewing gum).
- Tool of labor (spoon).
- Antique hanger (nail).
- Typewriter (pen).
- Thought fixer (pencil).
- Spare parts for sneakers (laces).
- New Year's roll (serpentine).
- Apparatus for transmitting thoughts at a distance (envelope).
The right to a car (lottery ticket).
A distinctive feature of any team is the love for joint leisure, fun, corporate parties. The celebration of the New 2017 Year of the Fire Rooster is no exception. On this wonderful and full of magic night, employees transform beyond recognition, take off all masks (and sometimes put them on) and relax together with glasses of sparkling wine in their hands and spicy contests in their heads. True, for a successful corporate party, a delicious buffet and active competitions are not enough. All elements of the celebration must be carefully selected and well organized:
- It is necessary to deliberately choose a leader - an active and creative person, the "soul of the company";
- It is important to correctly compile a list of entertainment numbers. Scenes for a corporate party for the New Year can be short and funny or long performed by employees by role;
- For each performance and participant, it is better to prepare a role, image, inventory in advance;
- Any staged episodes for adults should be diluted with interactive funny scenes with jokes for a New Year's corporate party at work;
However, during a fun collective celebration, you should not strictly follow a clear scenario for educators (teachers, doctors, office workers). It is better to adjust it in the course of the event, taking into account the level of passion and the mood of each participant in the corporate party.
Original sketches for a corporate party for the New 2017 Year of the Rooster
At family holidays and New Year's parties, all sorts of acting etudes and impromptu games with funny props and short remarks are held with great success. Literally at any celebration with any composition of guests, you can organize skits or fairy tales with instant dressing or without it at all. Some of them are designed for a large number of characters, others - for 3-4 people. Some of the original scenes for a corporate party for the New Year of the Rooster 2017 are suitable exclusively for adults, the rest can be carried out even in a mixed company with teenagers and children. When compiling a script for the New Year's holiday, it is worth deciding in advance which ones are suitable for guests.
New scenes for the New Year corporate party 2017 at work in the office
Why are short funny scenes good for a New Year's corporate party at work? First, they require a minimum of props. Secondly, they provide an opportunity to quickly stir up and cheer the audience. But even for such simple entertainment, you need to properly prepare:
- Make a sign with the name of the character for each role;
- Select the number of participants corresponding to the number of roles;
- Explain to the guests who, what and when should speak;
- Distribute their text to the “actors” in advance;
So, with minimal preparation, you can play out the funniest new scene “Dialogue of the body on January 1” at the New Year's corporate party.
Scene "Dialogue of the organism on January 1"
Characters: Brain, Arms, Legs, Liver, Eyes, Stomach, Bladder, Lungs, Tongue, Conscience, Memory
Scenario
Presenter (behind the scenes): The next morning, after a stormy New Year's feast, Brains slowly wakes up. The eyes come on first.
Brains: Oh, how bad! Come on, open your eyes!
Eyes (displeased): Well, they opened. Did it get easier?
Liver (with horror): Mommy, where am I?
Brains: Where, where! In place, yet... Don't worry, you'll be cut out soon.
Eyes (not appeased): What happened yesterday? How much did we pour?
Memory: How should I know. You knocked me out on the fourth toast.
Legs (angrily): Yeah, you'll get over it. For the sake of you dragged to such a distance.
Brains (gathering): So, legs, I give the command. We quickly packed up, got up, and left. 8:00 a.m. time to work!
Conscience (timidly): Guys, can you at least wash yourself?
Stomach (irritated): Don't you want to punch me in the face? Where were you yesterday? Because of you, they poured 2 liters into me!
Conscience (mournfully): And who poured?
Legs: Arms, of course. See how it beats!
Ruki (furiously): You bastards. We still have to work today, and you are kidding me.
Brains: Legs, what's not clear?! We get dressed for work.
Bladder (mournfully): Legs, dear, go to the toilet. I'm not rubber.
Memory (rejoiced): Oh, I remembered. Yesterday was New Year 2017. The language still carried nonsense all evening.
Tongue (defensively): Oh, don't la-la. I made beautiful toasts.
Lungs (weak): Guys, we would like, heh, haze. Whether…
Language (with a sneer): Run away. In the mouth, as if a squadron of hussars had spent the night.
Liver (hopefully): And kefir? Maybe even a glass of yogurt?
Ruki: Shut up, fool. What kefir. We need 100 grams, we refuse to work net!
Brains (wearily): How tired of you all. Legs, drag the whole body to the table. There's still half a bottle left. Hands, pour!
The funniest scenes for a corporate party for the New Year 2017
Against the background of other types of corporate holiday entertainment, funny scenes for the New Year 2017 stand out especially favorably. They allow colleagues to get to know each other even better, find a common language, have fun and show communication talents in front of superiors. Of course, the scene below can be performed in any cheerful company of adults, but it seems especially suitable for New Year's Eve!
Scene "New Year"
Remarks of the heroes-participants:
- Santa Claus - Why don't you drink?
- New Year - Well, you give!
- Snow Maiden - Both-on!
- Goblin - Well, good luck!
- Old lady - Well, never mind!
- Waitress - Where are the empty plates?
- Guests - Happy New Year!
The host reads the text, the characters respond at the right time:
On New Year's Eve
People have a tradition of celebrating
People don't care a damn crisis, adversity
Satisfied shout loudly: Happy New Year!
And here we have the New Year
He seems to have just been born
Looks at people: at uncles and aunts
And wondering out loud... Well, you give!
And uncles and aunts dressed fashionably
In joy, they shout loudly: ... Happy New Year!
Congratulate rushed (everywhere sticks his nose)
Who is tired of matinees?
Father Frost!
He says barely coherently: ... Why don't you drink?
In response to the New Year: ... Well, you give!
And what's outside the window, there are the vagaries of nature,
They don't care, they scream... Happy New Year!
And the grandfather is already snoring: ... Why don't you drink?
In response to the New Year: ... Well, you give!
And people again, without delay and immediately
Louder and louder shouting: ... Happy New Year!
And again the Snow Maiden, full of forebodings,
Tastes, admiring himself: ... Both on!
Frost groans everything: ... Why don't you drink?
Behind him is the new year: ... Well, you give!
Two frisky grannies, two yaga women,
As if you got up on the right foot
They coo under a glass like that, without harming themselves,
And out loud they are indignant: ... Well, never mind!
Snow Maiden of passion, full of desire,
With temptation and languidly repeats: ... Both on!
Frost yells... Why don't you drink?
And after the New Year: ... Well, you give!
Everything goes its own way, goes its own way,
And the guests again all shout: ... Happy New Year!
A separate fragment, but bright and brief
The waitress contributed.
She threw arrows on food,
She asked: ... Where are the empty plates?
Yaguska, forgetting about everything, go home,
They sit, indignant: ... Well, never mind!
The Snow Maiden gets up, slightly drunk,
Laughing, whispering with delight: ... Both on!
And the grandfather is already screaming: ... Why don't you drink?
Behind him is the New Year: ... Well, you give!
And the guests, feeling the freedom of thought
They chant together again: ... Happy New Year!
The waitress, having sipped the burners,
She asked: ... Where are the empty plates?
Grannies, one more zakolbasiv
They shout for a couple: ... Well, never mind!
The Snow Maiden also took a sip of wine
And again she exclaimed aloud: … Both on!
And Santa Claus drinks
Screaming that there is urine: … Why don't you drink?
And drinks the New Year: ... Well, you give!
And Goblin, he has been jumping with a glass for a long time
He called with inspiration: ... Well, good luck!
And glasses, as if filled with honey
And they all drink to the bottom and shout: ... Happy New Year!
Sketches with jokes for a corporate party for the New 2017 Year of the Rooster
When the guests have already eaten and danced on a noisy New Year's Eve, it's time for exciting contests and funny scenes with jokes. These include a humorous astrological forecast. Such a scene for a corporate party for the New Year 2017 will not only amuse all employees, but also allow you to look into the near future. Albeit unrealistic, humorous and cool.
Scene "Astrological forecast for the New Year 2017"
guests at the table. The host reads the predictions for each sign. Those whose sign is read out rise from the table and listen while standing. The country must know the heroes by sight.
Funny sketches for high school students for the New Year of the Bird 2017
High school students in the preparation of the New Year's concert are trying to show creativity and creativity as much as possible. Not yet adults, but no longer children, they are trying to joke fervently and pick up the funniest numbers. For example, playful games with elements of jokes and funny scenes, alterations of popular fairy tales. One of these has always been, is and will be "Turnip". A simple plot and a sufficient number of characters allow the tale to be adapted to specific events and certain characters. Use the funny scene "Turnip in a new way" for the concert of high school students for the New Year 2017. Have fun yourself and make the guests laugh.
Scene "Turnip in a new way"
Characters and lines:
- Turnip - Both-na
- Mouse - Lord, there is no market
- Grandfather - That's it
- Cat - no problem
- Baba - Nahal
- Bug - I'm not away
- Granddaughter - I just won’t give you
The host reads the text, the actors act:
Grandfather planted a turnip
Poured with fertilizer
The sun began to bake
The turnip began to grow
That's how she grew up
And said Both on
Grandfather bit the bit
And thought Here's the deal
Grandpa called grandma here
Grandma shouted impudent
The original scenario of the New Year's corporate evening.
The element is fire. Color - red.
Scenario of the New Year's corporate party: opening speech of the presenter
INTRODUCTION SPEECH: This year is worth devoting to yourself, spending time, money and attention only on yourself and not chasing anyone.
For example, the Slavs, when entering a new dwelling, usually let a live rooster into the room, and not a cat.
It is advisable to do so.
This is one of the most ancient creatures, the only bird in the horoscope that combines the 5 most significant positive qualities: Military courage. Loyalty. Bravery. Generosity. Nobility.
Let today's competitions be held under these signs - Military courage. Loyalty. Bravery. Generosity. Nobility.
Let our men demonstrate military courage. Bravery. Generosity, and women - Fidelity and Nobility.
And not only today. And not only this year.
This year it is worth paying attention to yourself, spending time, money and only on yourself and not chasing anyone.
Scenario New Year's corporate party: division into two teams and the choice of team names
Split into two teams KOKe(rooster in Japanese) and Qiqi(rooster in Chinese). Along the long table. The first team is the one on the left, the second team is the one on the right.
- The rooster is ready to fight in any case of introduction into its territory or sphere of influence. Armwrestling
- When the Rooster is upset, then those around you can expect a blow with a "beak"! A battle with wooden rapiers between women. A battle on wooden rapiers in a pair of a woman-man. Defeated hug and kiss
winners. - The rooster is always the head of a large family! Or always strives to have one. Find out who of those present has the largest family. Give a prize - COCK.
- The rooster has many children (chickens). Find out who has a photo of a chicken (child) in their wallet. Give a prize.
- Rooster is a good family man - caring, serious, responsible. Recall a case at work when one of the colleagues took care of another. Prepare two prizes and give the best story to the one who cares more than others.
- Only he (or she, if the Rooster is she) knows what needs to be done so that the family lives in abundance. A piece of paper is thrown around. Where advice is written - what needs to be done so that the family lives in abundance - the last one wins. The entire list is loudly announced.
- The rooster carefully monitors the order in the chicken coop. By this time, a lot has already been drunk and eaten. Choose two people from each team. They receive an unspoken task to observe who has the most accurate "eater" at the table. Explain in detail. Give a prize.
- It's sad, but the Rooster can have more than one favorite hen! The rooster loves to be the only one for several hens at once, and the fairer sex may obviously not like this.
- Pre-prepared participants perform Masha Rasputina's song " Divorce«.
- Rooster is conservative. We all know that "conservative" comes from the word "canned". Let the men open the cans. Who will open the canned food faster and more beautifully.
- The rooster works all day to get food. Reward those who laid the holiday tables. Give prizes by name - cockerels.
- Roosters are successful top-level organizers: directors, businessmen, military personnel, as well as general teachers. Competition of teachers of a wide profile - first ask those present who does not understand which word, and then invite others present to explain their meaning. The winner is the smartest explainer.
- The rooster believes that gifts should be useful (do not voice this at the beginning). The teams must tell who and what gave the children for the New Year - the most practical gift wins.
Scenes for the New Year
- It is possible and necessary to acquire any equipment, especially if it is new developments.- Make a list of necessary office equipment for management in the new year. The winner is the one whose list is better substantiated and whose application the management promises to fulfill.
- Monogamy in family life. - List all the advantages of a monogamous life, a life without change. The most faithful woman wins. Because she performs more than others and knows exactly these pluses.
- The ability to control yourself. There is a moment of complete silence. Everyone literally takes matters into their own hands. The team whose members break the silence first loses.
- Look for reasons for self-realization. List who worked on what other jobs - read the list not personally, but from the team, in turn. The team with the longest list wins.
- Completely fence yourself off from flattery. — Choose one member from the team and say nice flattering words to him. The most unflappable wins.
- As often as possible to be in noisy companies. It is necessary to create as much noise as possible. The loudest team wins. Noise is generated by callsigns KOKe and Qiqi.
- Ability to listen to your inner voice. Show three characters and ask: “Which one means COCK?” The correct answer is the same hieroglyph.
Games, riddles for the New Year
(always extravagant and extraordinary)
- Fold the puzzle "Rooster" for a certain time - 12 minutes. The team that completes the Rooster puzzle faster or most of it in 12 minutes wins.
- Draw a rooster with a few strokes, looking at the watercolor. The most accurate and similar pattern wins.
- Fire Rooster in verse. Guess the last rhyme.
I am stronger than anyone in the world,
I'm bolder than everyone in the world
I'm not afraid of anyone
No one (I will not submit).
The red beast sits in the oven,
He eats firewood out of anger,
A whole hour, maybe two
Don't touch him with your hand
Bites everything (palm).
He's ready to dine.
You see: how many languages!
He quickly eats firewood in the oven,
Heating bricks.
Don't touch him with your hand
Can bite (fire)
Red Cat
The tree gnaws
The tree gnaws
Lives happily.
And drink water
He hisses, he dies.
Don't touch him with your hand
This red cat (fire)
Can't be sniffed and plucked
This flower is scarlet.
It happens big, big,
It happens very small.
And he doesn't drink water at all.
And if he drinks, then (dies)
Video: Cool New Year's contests
"New Year Adventures 2017"
script for a corporate evening
Santa Claus drives into the hall on a simulated carriage. Instead of horses, he is served by three men with bells around their necks. Santa Claus cheerfully sings the song "Three White Horses". He has a general's hat on his head, and general's epaulettes on his fur coat. He gets off the wheelbarrow, pats one of the “horses” on the shoulder contentedly.
D. M .: Oh yes, horses! Oh yes meek! Line up!
"Horses" quickly line up, salute, ring bells.
Kony: Yes! Ready to serve General Frost!
The phone rings loudly. One of the men quickly picks up the phone.
- Listen, my love!
No, I won't soon...
I'm a little late...
- Darling, I earn you a New Year's gift!
- You will have a fur coat, you will ... (sighs).
D. M .: Put aside the conversations in the ranks!
The man hangs up, rubbing his back wearily.
The children's song "Santa Claus - Red Nose" sounds. General Frost greets the guests by the hand.
D.M.: Hello, dear people!
While I was looking for you, friends,
All Morozov General!
Your team is wonderful
The atmosphere here is wonderful!
I wish you happy holidays
AND presents deliver!
Santa's phone rings. He picks up the phone!
- Well, did you find it?
Yes, yes, brunette!
- Yes, yes, so smart! ..
- Yes, very beautiful!
Thank you, we found the Snow Maiden! Found my granddaughter!
- Where?
— In Hollywood?
Send her here immediately!
Recall
- Who is on the phone?
"Police again?"
- Well, of course, I owe it!
- How many?
- Ten chocolates to the fifth police department!
- Chocolates do not roll?
- Okay, we'll figure it out before the 31st!
No, I can't today! I'm on my own!
The police siren sounds.
A tear-stained Snow Maiden in a short dress enters. The refrain of Nastya Kamensky's song "Little Red Riding Hood" sounds. (“I wanted to act in advanced cinema…”).
— Oh, you, granddaughter! How worried I was! How I grieved! She went to Hollywood and didn't even send SMS!
The Snow Maiden cries even more.
- What are you crying about? So why did you run away to this Hollywood?
S .: To the casting, grandfather!
D.M.: Where to?
S .: On the artists! I wanted to be in films!
D.M.: And what?
S: They didn't!
D.M.: Didn't they? They didn't take you, Snegurochka? Beauty, which the light did not highlight? Legs grow from the neck! Eyes out, they shoot so that the Kalashnikov assault rifle is resting! So what did they tell you?
S: I don't fit! Too smart!
Santa Claus is angry.
D.M.: Here are the scoundrels!
Calls on the phone.
D.M.: Hello! General Frost speaks! Cancel flight to Hollywood with gifts!
D.M. Don't cry, baby! You're the granddaughter of General Frost! And in general, why do you need this Hollywood! I need you so much! And people! After all, a holiday without the Snow Maiden is not a holiday at all!
S .: Grandpa, will there be a gift for me?
D.M.: To you? (thinks)
The song “Song of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden” from the cartoon (“Waiting for my gifts ...”) is playing.
D.M .: Oh, look, there, in the parking lot, is a bright red Mercedes!
WITH.: (with affection) Oh yeah! Cool machine!
D. M. So here it is! I will give you exactly the same color shoes!
The Snow Maiden sighs.
D. M .: Granddaughter, let's give out gifts!
S: Did they really deserve it?
D.M.: The team is good!
S: We'll check it out!
D.M.: Team! Get to check! By the beginning of the holiday exams, stand still!
Show your skill!
The song "The locomotive will rush off" sounds Inveterate scammers ("... We are now soldiers")
Competition program
First "Test for Accuracy"
The ball is placed in the foreground. Two participants are blindfolded, twisted around the axis several times. Behind the team of the Snow Maiden, they try to guess with closed eyes where the ball is and kick it. The first player to do so wins. repeated several times. For more comedy, you can remove the ball, and the "footballers" will continue to hit the non-existent ball. The competition can be held under the song "Argentina-Jamaica"
The second competition "Range test"
Two or three participants are given baby pacifiers. They try to "spit out" it to a longer distance. Held to the tune of Christina Orbakaite's song "Sponges with a Bow"
The third competition "Outfit out of turn"
Pre-holiday cleaning in progress. In plates - small circles of crackers. They need to be sorted by color. You can "put" two or three people on one plate. Sounds "New Year's" Verka Serduchka.
D.M.: I told you, Snow Maiden! Good team!
S .: True, true, grandfather, get presents!
Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden distribute sweets to those present. The New Year's song "Happy New Year" by ABBA sounds.
After the distribution of gifts, the team is congratulated.
S .: I wish you a Happy New Year
Lots of holiday stuff!
Many smiles, good friends,
And funny jokes to live more fun!
D. M .: Listen, people, the general's order!
Have fun meeting the holiday hour!
Do not overwork and do not get sick!
Drink champagne and sing songs!
Eat salads, chew sweets,
And don't forget us and the Snow Maiden!
And now, friend, do not be lazy!
Don't be bored, have fun!
Cheerful dance music is heard, everyone is having fun! The first to dance are General Frost and the Snow Maiden.
Entertainment and feasts for the New Year, like money, do not happen much. A holiday with family, gatherings with friends, field trips and, of course, a New Year's corporate party 2017. It is advisable to choose a cool scenario, with comic numbers, pranks, funny contests and funny prizes, so that the team celebrates the New Year in a warm friendly atmosphere. For everyone to have fun, from the boss to the ordinary employee. By the way, it is quite possible to do without professional showmen and artists, to organize a New Year's corporate party on your own, the traditional idea is the eastern horoscope. We advise you to beat her in a humorous way, for example, like this ...
Cool scenario "Corporate casting"
Presenter:“Good evening, dear colleagues! Get comfortable, we're starting…”
At this time, an elegant man enters the door, in a suit, in a bright shirt, with a red bow tie or in a multi-colored neckerchief. And with a quick step goes to the leader.
A guest:"Wait a minute, gentlemen! I beg your pardon, a little late, traffic jams.
presenter(looks at him in bewilderment): “Who are you, actually?”
a guest(in a loud whisper): “The eastern symbol was ordered for the New Year, to congratulate the team? Get it and sign it." He takes out a bill of lading from his pocket and hands it to the girl.
presenter(looking the stranger up and down): "Yes, but we thought that..."
a guest: “A real bird will fly in, with luxurious plumage, a scarlet crest, a magnificent tail, and will read a solemn speech to you, I beg your pardon, crow. Roosters, you know, are not parrots, they don't know how to talk. Well, just like children, honestly! Addressing those present: “Let me introduce myself, Fire Rooster of the highest category, Pinyin, if in Chinese. Please love and respect".
a guest(host): “Let's continue the New Year's corporate party 2017, the scenario is cool, my performance, when does it provide? Let me work it out right now, congratulations to the audience!”
presenter: “Well, we just got together, we didn’t raise our glasses even once, we didn’t have time to try salads. We have a long New Year's corporate party, the program is extensive. Wait, I'll see when you leave.
a guest(hugging her partner by the shoulders): “Beautiful, sweet, good, I have no time to drink, have a snack, I have a busy schedule, until mid-January it’s a solid New Year’s corporate party, where can I sit here. I sleep 4 hours a day and dream ... "
Presenter:"About what, if not a secret?"
A guest:“To find an assistant for yourself, a nimble or pretty, efficient assistant. Together we would have kept up everywhere, we would not have missed a single New Year's corporate party from the list. Idea! And let's arrange a casting, like in a movie or on television. I see there are many suitable candidates in the hall. Well, how? Do you agree? Don't be shy, it will be interesting."
Cool scenario: corporate party with funny tasks
Presenter:“Tempting offer. How are the tests going to be?
A guest:“In the form of simple contests. And so, the first test. The rooster is known to be a vociferous bird. Vocal abilities are not particularly important for her, the main thing is the strength of her voice, loudness. We stand up, straighten our shoulders, pick up our stomachs, stretch our necks. I pronounce the initial lines of the chant, and you in unison - the last phrase. Each participant tries to drown out opponents. Go!
Happy New Year's Eve,
The people come off.
We accompany the monkey
Meet the Fire Rooster! (together)
It's a pity to part with the Monkey,
But what can you do, it's time.
Today we are friends
Meet the Fire Rooster!
Our team, no matter where,
We are always for each other!
And together with the authorities
Meet the Fire Rooster!
Shouted from the heart
Look at your neighbor.
Smile - straight to the floor of the face!
Meet the Fire Rooster!
To that I will award victory,
Who will sing "ku-ka-re-ku"!
And a sweet prize - also to him.
Glory to the Fire Rooster!» 
Presenter:“Time to wet your throats! Fill your glasses! Cavaliers, take care of the ladies. (Turning to the guest) The rooster is so gallant.
a guest(showing off): “The next competition is announced, for men. Within 3 minutes, they must collect as many kisses as possible. Counting - by lipstick prints on a napkin. Is everyone ready? Reade set Go! (The theme song of Verka Serduchka sounds).
presenter: “I decided that incentive prizes (chocolate eggs) deserve all the participants, without exception. And the main award, a souvenir symbol of the year, will go to the most charming and attractive. Accountants, announce the results!”
a guest: “And in the New Year's corporate program, I included one more competition, very revealing, for quick wits. I need a smart partner. As they say, one head is good, but two is still better. Let's see which of you can guess tricky riddles.
Herself - sonorous, waist - thin,
Wide in the chest
And below - thin. (Glass)
Hey, who knows people?
Snowman, where will it come from? (Zimbabwe).
Nearly 40 million people are employed at night. (“Sit” on the Internet).
Big, red, with mustaches and hares. What's this? (Trolleybus).
What's on the lady's body
Do cunning - on the mind?
Observed in hockey
And on the chessboard. (Combination)
a guest(with admiration): “Guys, you surprised me, you have a ward. I confess, for the first time I got to a New Year's corporate party, where, despite the drunk, people think so soberly. Okay, brains stretched, now you can show yourself. Test number 1, for balance.
Participants are asked to stand on one leg. The winner is the one who managed to hold out longer than the others.
a guest: "Well done! They coped with the task perfectly, I present the winner with a gift personally (a lollipop in the form of a cockerel or lollipop). Test number 2, for dexterity.
In plastic cups, glassware will not work, it may break, champagne or another drink is poured. You need to drink it without resorting to the help of hands, they are hidden behind your back.
presenter: "Probably, it's time to decide who is good for you as a partner."
a guest: “What a wonderful New Year's corporate party 2017 turned out, the scenario is cool,